{"id":286,"date":"2002-08-19T22:10:17","date_gmt":"2002-08-19T17:10:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/286"},"modified":"2002-08-19T22:10:17","modified_gmt":"2002-08-19T17:10:17","slug":"oy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/286","title":{"rendered":"Oy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Who the hell says that your monthly troubles get better after childbirth? because they don&#8217;t, they get worse, and I&#8217;m pissed off that I was lied to about it.  Hell I&#8217;m just pissed off in general and I feel like hammered dogcrap and I think I&#8217;m just going to curl up in the corner in a fetal position and eat Valium.<\/p>\n<p>Not even going to the gun range and unloading a goodly amount of rounds from one of our evil black rifles made me feel better, because it is hot there and my foot hurt and I had cramps from hell and there&#8217;s no place to sit.  At least I was able to show up hub on his new gun.  The sights weren&#8217;t off, <i>he<\/i> was off.  But I wasn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m floored by the fact that so many readers here dislike guns.  Y&#8217;all want to post why in the comments?  I&#8217;m not going to try to convert you or anything (well, probably not) but I&#8217;m curious as to why people don&#8217;t like throwing hot lead at innocent paper targets.  Or shooting furry woodland creatures and feasting on their bloodied carcasses.  Mmm, venison.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who the hell says that your monthly troubles get better after childbirth? because they don&#8217;t, they get worse, and I&#8217;m pissed off that I was lied to about it. Hell I&#8217;m just pissed off in general and I feel like hammered dogcrap and I think I&#8217;m just going to curl up in the corner in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}