Dumbass annoying lady at next table: No, no, Caro’s the one with the oxygen tank, Necie is the one who’s really sweet.
\nDumbass #2: Oh, that’s me, that’s me!<\/p>\n
DALANT: cell phone rings loudly and prolongedly<\/i>.<\/p>\n
DALANT: Yeah, you know, there were pregnant women on the plane and it was so sad it made me cry. You just didn’t know whether to grab a gun or a Bible. You know what? I think that on the day of the anniversary, I won’t wear any<\/i> makeup. (said in a tone of reverent sacrifice)<\/p>\n
DALANT: Oh, those dogs, you know their hair is short so they don’t stink.<\/p>\n
DALANT: What’s in that candle, gel or water?
\nDALANT #3: *dunk*
\nWaiter: Actually, it’s lamp oil.
\nDALANT #3: *blush*
\nDALANT: You know, I never could understand why my grandparents would dunk their fingers in champagne and then smell their fingers. Is it for the aroma?<\/p>\n
DALANT #3: cell phone rings loudly and prolongedly<\/i>. (shouting) Hello? Oh, we were all saying it’s little Joey! Hi, little Joey! Yes, we’re at Jeffrey’s restaurant! We’re having dinner! It is fabulous! HaHAhahaha! Yeah! Yeah! So what are you doing!
\nMe: We need to get out of here now before I rap a spoon on her forehead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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