{"id":321,"date":"2002-09-18T15:59:23","date_gmt":"2002-09-18T10:59:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/321"},"modified":"2002-09-18T15:59:23","modified_gmt":"2002-09-18T10:59:23","slug":"scary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/321","title":{"rendered":"Scary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/entropy8zuper.org\/airport\/venus\/index.html\">The Venus hand trap<\/a><br \/>\nRemember <a href=\"http:\/\/www.willchatham.com\/nails.php\">the toenail guy<\/a>?  Well, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.feargod.net\/beards.php\">this guy<\/a> collects beard hair.<br \/>\nI think there&#8217;s something wrong with <a href=\"http:\/\/home.earthlink.net\/~mayhan819\/nose.htm\">this man&#8217;s nose<\/a>.<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t stand losing Fluffy?  <a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/sections\/2020\/DailyNews\/2020_deadpets_020913.html\">Freeze dry him<\/a>!<br \/>\nPETA(B) &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/my.voyager.net\/~comedywriter\/baldwinindex.htm\/\">People for the Ethical Treatment of Alec Baldwin<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Venus hand trap Remember the toenail guy? Well, this guy collects beard hair. I think there&#8217;s something wrong with this man&#8217;s nose. Can&#8217;t stand losing Fluffy? Freeze dry him! PETA(B) &#8211; People for the Ethical Treatment of Alec Baldwin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}