{"id":342,"date":"2002-10-01T02:05:16","date_gmt":"2002-09-30T21:05:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/342"},"modified":"2002-10-01T02:05:16","modified_gmt":"2002-09-30T21:05:16","slug":"ouch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/342","title":{"rendered":"Ouch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.orange-today.co.uk\/news\/story\/sm_681222.html?menu=\">Ouch. Poor clothespin man<\/a>.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.local6.com\/sh\/news\/stories\/nat-news-169428520020930-120932.html\">Ouch.  Poor kitty<\/a>.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.channel3000.com\/news\/1693622\/detail.html\">Ouch.  Poor headlice<\/a>.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.australiagift.com\/scrotum_shop\/scrotum.htm\">Ouch.  Poor kangaroo<\/a>.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.shoulderridingclub.com\/Gallery\/Celebrities\/PiaZadora.html\">Ouch.  Poor Leslie Nielson<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ouch. Poor clothespin man. Ouch. Poor kitty. Ouch. Poor headlice. Ouch. Poor kangaroo. Ouch. Poor Leslie Nielson.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=342"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}