{"id":355,"date":"2002-10-17T17:09:37","date_gmt":"2002-10-17T12:09:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/355"},"modified":"2002-10-17T17:09:37","modified_gmt":"2002-10-17T12:09:37","slug":"crikey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/355","title":{"rendered":"Crikey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I knew it was going to be a bad day when I went out to the car and saw a badly mutilated squirrel, at least I think it was a squirrel, with yellow jackets and flies all over it, lying on the ground right next to the car.<\/p>\n<p>So I went to the doctor who said that I would have to have a wet dressing for the next month.  This means that every day I have to go to the Wound Care office at the hospital and have them pack the huge hole my boob with saline-soaked gauze and tape it closed.  Isn&#8217;t that gross?<\/p>\n<p>The hospital is having some sort of drill today and they have all but the main entrances locked.  There is a cop and a guy with a Geiger counter at the main entrance, checking badges.  The hospital people claim it&#8217;s a drill for a Code White, which is a major catastrophe like a bomb or a plane crash.<\/p>\n<p>All in all, an unnerving day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I knew it was going to be a bad day when I went out to the car and saw a badly mutilated squirrel, at least I think it was a squirrel, with yellow jackets and flies all over it, lying on the ground right next to the car. So I went to the doctor who [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=355"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}