{"id":358,"date":"2002-10-18T15:06:30","date_gmt":"2002-10-18T10:06:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/358"},"modified":"2002-10-18T15:06:30","modified_gmt":"2002-10-18T10:06:30","slug":"how-to-be-childish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/358","title":{"rendered":"How to be childish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Need help remembering <a href=\"http:\/\/www.earlygirl.com\/kidstuff.asp\">how cooties worked<\/a>?  Look no further.<br \/>\nMajor <a href=\"http:\/\/www.presidency.ucsb.edu\/site\/docset\/platforms.htm\">political platforms<\/a> from the 1800s on.  See! how they&#8217;ve changed!  Watch! as they contradict themselves!  Gape! as they grow from a couple of paragraphs to the size of War and Peace!<br \/>\nI bet you&#8217;d never thought that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heatherfirth.com\/index.html\">rocks are sexy<\/a> before, had you?<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ratol.fi\/~sfarin\/Flies.jpg\">&#8230;Or flies&#8230;<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.masturbakers.com\/\">&#8230;Or cake&#8230;<\/a><br \/>\nLearn about the disfiguring ailment that is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelfire.com\/tx\/singlecoil\/face.html\">guitar face<\/a>.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.com\/news\/822149.asp\">O.J. isn&#8217;t sure he&#8217;s innocent<\/a> anymore.  No, really.<br \/>\nHow to stay safe in the D.C. area: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/articles\/A32393-2002Oct15.html\">tips on how to act when outdoors<\/a>, and a <a href=\"http:\/\/reverendsunshine.com\/decoyad.jpg\">decoy to help you gas up safely<\/a>.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/pub70.ezboard.com\/fthewebsfavoriteprimatecommunityfrm1.showMessage?topicID=120.topic\">Oh, deer<\/a>.<br \/>\nAnd on a serious note: if you&#8217;ve never encountered someone with mental illness, you probably have no clue what kind of world they live in.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelfire.com\/ny4\/rainer\/\">Here&#8217;s a glimpse<\/a> into the mind of one lady who is extremely troubled.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Need help remembering how cooties worked? Look no further. Major political platforms from the 1800s on. See! how they&#8217;ve changed! Watch! as they contradict themselves! Gape! as they grow from a couple of paragraphs to the size of War and Peace! I bet you&#8217;d never thought that rocks are sexy before, had you? &#8230;Or flies&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/358"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=358"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/358\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}