– Quit wearing my heart on my sleeve
\n– Quit sweating the small stuff
\n– Eat lots of chocolate<\/p>\n
Both the kids have fever and runny noses. The little one has slept about all day long, and the small amount of time she hasn’t been asleep she’s been clinging closer to me than Saran Wrap ever dream possible. They were supposed to go visit their grandmother tomorrow, but I dunno if that’s going to happen. If I don’t get a little Mommy time soon, I’m going to haul out a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. No, really, I honestly and truly do not<\/b> want to see The Wizard of Oz for the 1497th time this week.<\/p>\n
Good grief, I hope the baby sleeps tonight. <\/p>\n
You know what would be ideal? Chocolate beer. That way it’s two goodnesses in one. Scuse me, I think I need to go mainline Hershey’s syrup.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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