{"id":413,"date":"2003-01-11T19:47:31","date_gmt":"2003-01-11T14:47:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/413"},"modified":"2003-01-11T19:47:31","modified_gmt":"2003-01-11T14:47:31","slug":"back-back-simba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/413","title":{"rendered":"Back!  Back, Simba!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, look.  All you pregnant people just stay away.  Don&#8217;t sneeze on me.  I don&#8217;t want to catch it.  I have three friends right now who are just a little bit pregnant.  Do you realize how many quilts I have to make??<\/p>\n<p>My three year old is now insisting on calling her little sister &#8220;Jim Bob&#8221; instead of &#8220;Caroline&#8221;.  Kids are weird.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, look. All you pregnant people just stay away. Don&#8217;t sneeze on me. I don&#8217;t want to catch it. I have three friends right now who are just a little bit pregnant. Do you realize how many quilts I have to make?? My three year old is now insisting on calling her little sister &#8220;Jim [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=413"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}