{"id":419,"date":"2003-01-19T18:45:43","date_gmt":"2003-01-19T13:45:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/419"},"modified":"2003-01-19T18:45:43","modified_gmt":"2003-01-19T13:45:43","slug":"awoooooooooooooga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/419","title":{"rendered":"Awoooooooooooooga!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesmokinggun.com\/archive\/marriott2.html\">Joe Millionaire<\/a>, as you&#8217;ve never seen him before.<\/p>\n<p>(my prediction &#8211; he really is a millionaire.  last name&#8217;s Marriott for crying out loud)<\/p>\n<p>Everything you ever wanted to know about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesmokinggun.com\/archive\/mgibb2.html\">Maurice Gibb&#8217;s<\/a>&#8230; penis? (did we really need to know there was a nodule on it?)<br \/>\nA <a href=\"http:\/\/boston.com\/dailynews\/019\/nation\/Baltimore_s_mysterious_visitor:.shtml\">mysterious visitor<\/a> visits Edgar Allan Poe&#8217;s grave every year and leaves half a bottle of cognac and three roses.<br \/>\nChildren of the 80s &#8211; check out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.x-entertainment.com\/downloads\/index.html\">your favorite commercials<\/a> here.<br \/>\nHow to win friends and influence people <a href=\"http:\/\/zippotricks.com\/index.html\">with your Zippo<\/a>.<br \/>\nAnother little <a href=\"http:\/\/www.titoonic.dk\/products\/games\/squares\/default.html\">addictive flash game<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Millionaire, as you&#8217;ve never seen him before. (my prediction &#8211; he really is a millionaire. last name&#8217;s Marriott for crying out loud) Everything you ever wanted to know about Maurice Gibb&#8217;s&#8230; penis? (did we really need to know there was a nodule on it?) A mysterious visitor visits Edgar Allan Poe&#8217;s grave every year [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}