{"id":429,"date":"2003-01-28T18:37:27","date_gmt":"2003-01-28T13:37:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/429"},"modified":"2003-01-28T18:37:27","modified_gmt":"2003-01-28T13:37:27","slug":"gus-the-theatre-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/429","title":{"rendered":"Gus: The Theatre Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Gus is the Cat at the Theatre Door.<br \/>\nHis name, as I ought to have told you before,<br \/>\nIs really Asparagus. That&#8217;s such a fuss<br \/>\nTo pronounce, that we usually call him just Gus.<br \/>\nHis coat&#8217;s very shabby, he&#8217;s thin as a rake,<br \/>\nAnd he suffers from palsy that makes his paw shake.<br \/>\nYet he was, in his youth, quite the smartest of Cats &#8211;<br \/>\nBut no longer a terror to mice and to rats.<br \/>\nFor he isn&#8217;t the Cat that he was in his prime;<br \/>\nThough his name was quite famous, he says, in its time&#8230; <\/i><\/p>\n<p>-T.S. Eliot<\/p>\n<p>Gus is not doing well.  He is less than 4 pounds now, and can barely stand up. It looks pretty hopeless, and I think tomorrow will be a very unhappy day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gus is the Cat at the Theatre Door. His name, as I ought to have told you before, Is really Asparagus. That&#8217;s such a fuss To pronounce, that we usually call him just Gus. His coat&#8217;s very shabby, he&#8217;s thin as a rake, And he suffers from palsy that makes his paw shake. Yet he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=429"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}