{"id":547,"date":"2003-05-02T15:29:22","date_gmt":"2003-05-02T10:29:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/547"},"modified":"2003-05-02T15:29:22","modified_gmt":"2003-05-02T10:29:22","slug":"porn-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/547","title":{"rendered":"Porn haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hub got this porn haiku email, which was too funny not to mention.  I&#8217;m not including the pictures, though.<\/p>\n<p><i>Oooh baby nice ass&#8230;<br \/>\ntwo studs talk sweet in her ear<br \/>\noff with your clothes bitch!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hub got this porn haiku email, which was too funny not to mention. I&#8217;m not including the pictures, though. Oooh baby nice ass&#8230; two studs talk sweet in her ear off with your clothes bitch!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=547"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}