{"id":55,"date":"2002-05-21T23:22:29","date_gmt":"2002-05-21T18:22:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/55"},"modified":"2002-05-21T23:22:29","modified_gmt":"2002-05-21T18:22:29","slug":"hello-howaya-im-tipsy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/55","title":{"rendered":"Hello, howaya, I&#8217;m tipsy."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, howaya, I&#8217;m tipsy.  Greetings from Nawlins, where it&#8217;s against city code to be sober.  We got here around 8:30 and spent a good 30 minutes talking to Bellman Earl, who was very nice but didn&#8217;t seem to understand that after the 5 hour drive, I had to <u>pee<\/u>!  So here we are at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ibervillesuites.com\">our hotel<\/a>, and may I add that it&#8217;s really, really nice.  Right after getting here we headed down to the elevator, where we were accompanied by a wheezing weirdo who picked stuff out of his teeth and showed it to his wife.  Nice.<\/p>\n<p>We walked the couple of blocks over to the <a href=\"www.acmeoyster.com\">Acme Oyster House<\/a> and had some oysters on the half shell and poboys.  And beer.  Then we walked down Bourbon Street for a stretch whereupon I proceeded to step in a big deep puddle of ick whilst wearing my sandals.  That was, of course, all the way at the other end of Bourbon Street from our hotel, so I had stickyfoot all the way back.  I had to buy about a gallon-sized pina colada to make me feel better.  Understand that this came straight on the heels of <i>falling off the bed<\/i> last night while reaching to get something.  How embarrassing.  It wouldn&#8217;t have been so bad if I hadn&#8217;t made such a huge loud <b>thud<\/b>, especially since we were trying to get the kids to sleep.  Whoops.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, howaya, I&#8217;m tipsy. Greetings from Nawlins, where it&#8217;s against city code to be sober. We got here around 8:30 and spent a good 30 minutes talking to Bellman Earl, who was very nice but didn&#8217;t seem to understand that after the 5 hour drive, I had to pee! So here we are at our [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}