{"id":614,"date":"2003-07-08T20:43:49","date_gmt":"2003-07-08T15:43:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/614"},"modified":"2003-07-08T20:43:49","modified_gmt":"2003-07-08T15:43:49","slug":"phew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/614","title":{"rendered":"Phew"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At some point while I was napping this afternoon, and hub was watching the kids downstairs, he ran up to get them some food.  By the time he went back down, they had discovered a basketful of perfume I had forgotten was down there, opened a bottle, and sprinkled it everywhere.  All three floors smell like a French whorehouse.  Caroline stunk so bad that I couldn&#8217;t pick her up; hub had to bathe her.  <\/p>\n<p>Does anyone know how to locate and neutralize sprinkles of perfume on carpet?  Can you do like cat pee and use a black light and enzymatic cleaners?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At some point while I was napping this afternoon, and hub was watching the kids downstairs, he ran up to get them some food. By the time he went back down, they had discovered a basketful of perfume I had forgotten was down there, opened a bottle, and sprinkled it everywhere. All three floors smell [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=614"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}