{"id":645,"date":"2003-07-25T02:34:35","date_gmt":"2003-07-24T21:34:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/645"},"modified":"2003-07-25T02:34:35","modified_gmt":"2003-07-24T21:34:35","slug":"i-slay-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/645","title":{"rendered":"I slay me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day I made some Crystal Light.  Hub walked up and saw the pitcher and asked what it was.  And noted there was a dog hair floating in it.  Oh, that&#8217;s because it&#8217;s my hairbal tea, I said.  BaHA!  BaHAhaha!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day I made some Crystal Light. Hub walked up and saw the pitcher and asked what it was. And noted there was a dog hair floating in it. Oh, that&#8217;s because it&#8217;s my hairbal tea, I said. BaHA! BaHAhaha!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/645"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=645"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/645\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}