{"id":759,"date":"2004-03-27T21:18:49","date_gmt":"2004-03-27T16:18:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/759"},"modified":"2004-03-27T21:18:49","modified_gmt":"2004-03-27T16:18:49","slug":"i-declare-a-smackdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/759","title":{"rendered":"I declare a smackdown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Holy moaning macaroni.  Does nobody know about the LAW OF NATURE that states that if you are NOT QUIET in a movie during the show that I will slay you??<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.addlepated.net\/images\/stfu.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah, I almost forgot:<\/p>\n<p>If you sprinkle when you tinkle, wipe the gd seat.  Sheesh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holy moaning macaroni. Does nobody know about the LAW OF NATURE that states that if you are NOT QUIET in a movie during the show that I will slay you?? Oh yeah, I almost forgot: If you sprinkle when you tinkle, wipe the gd seat. Sheesh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=759"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}