{"id":763,"date":"2004-04-11T16:13:38","date_gmt":"2004-04-11T11:13:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/763"},"modified":"2004-04-11T16:13:38","modified_gmt":"2004-04-11T11:13:38","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/763","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our 4 year old recently started preschool and therefore has been getting sick weekly.  This time she brought home a cough and cold which has the whole family sick.  Yesterday evening we finally got the girls both non-feverish at the same time so I popped them in the bathtub.  They like lots of bubbles.  After washing them off, I let them play in the tub for a good 20 minutes, during which time the bubbles went away.  When I went to pull the plug, I saw a dark shadowy thing floating around the tub.  On closer inspection it looked like some thread.  On even closer inspection it looked arachnid.  I grabbed one of their bath toys and scooped it out.  Guess what?<\/p>\n<p><b><i>There was a freaking BROWN RECLUSE in the bathtub with my children!!!<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p>Hub and I spent the next hour or so trying very hard not to freak out in front of the kids.  We did a lot of big fake smiles and speaking in code.  &#8220;Hey, is that one of those things?&#8221; &#8220;Maybe.&#8221; &#8220;Gee, wonder from where he might have originated.&#8221; &#8220;We need to check those.&#8221; (surreptitiously pointing at children, wondering if someone got bit)<\/p>\n<p>Then later, &#8220;Mommy, do &#8216;piders bite?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well sweetie, yes they do, that&#8217;s why,&#8221; and I pull out the old Eddie Eagle line, &#8220;when you see one you should just leave it alone and come tell Mommy or Daddy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why did that &#8216;pider get in our bath?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He just wanted a drink of water!&#8221; (accompanied with the falsest grin you ever did see)<\/p>\n<p>Where did that little &#038;*#^@^ come from?  The possibilities are disheartening.  The tub overflow?  The ceiling?  One of the bath toys?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"recluse2.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.addlepated.net\/archives\/images\/recluse2.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"444\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our 4 year old recently started preschool and therefore has been getting sick weekly. This time she brought home a cough and cold which has the whole family sick. Yesterday evening we finally got the girls both non-feverish at the same time so I popped them in the bathtub. They like lots of bubbles. After [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/763"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=763"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/763\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}