{"id":7802,"date":"2013-11-24T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-24T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/7802"},"modified":"2013-11-24T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2013-11-24T06:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweets-122","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/7802","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"ws_tweet_list\">\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">I saw plenty of albino squirrels when I went to UT, but this was a first for me. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/j1JPS0DvLB\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/j1JPS0DvLB<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/402520209686147072\">13:34:31, 2013-11-18<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">DUNE has my vote for one of the most pretentious movies ever. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/402647426000891904\">22:00:01, 2013-11-18<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Bye bye computer. Take good care of my baby. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/402945002877104128\">17:42:29, 2013-11-19<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">$1.229 gas? How old is this worksheet?! <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/LwnpXYQuzb\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/LwnpXYQuzb<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/402964390812467200\">18:59:32, 2013-11-19<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">It&#039;s the African Anteater Ritual! <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/403280481409454081\">15:55:34, 2013-11-20<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">I am totally nerding out over ISON. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/403737762697736192\">22:12:38, 2013-11-21<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">If your fax didn&#039;t work the first 3 times, maybe you should check to see if you have the right number and quit calling my house. Just sayin. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/403929465761189888\">10:54:23, 2013-11-22<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">This is not the first time this week that I have dialed a phone number on my calculator and gotten offended that my &quot;phone&quot; wasn&#039;t working. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/404024883182444544\">17:13:33, 2013-11-22<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">&quot;The one thing people with kids desperately need is: no kids.&quot; -Homer J. Simpson <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/404433010046418945\">20:15:18, 2013-11-23<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw plenty of albino squirrels when I went to UT, but this was a first for me. http:\/\/t.co\/j1JPS0DvLB 13:34:31, 2013-11-18 DUNE has my vote for one of the most pretentious movies ever. 22:00:01, 2013-11-18 Bye bye computer. Take good care of my baby. 17:42:29, 2013-11-19 $1.229 gas? How old is this worksheet?! http:\/\/t.co\/LwnpXYQuzb 18:59:32, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7802"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7802"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7802\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}