{"id":7805,"date":"2013-12-15T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-12-15T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/7805"},"modified":"2013-12-15T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2013-12-15T06:00:00","slug":"weekly-tweets-125","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/7805","title":{"rendered":"Weekly Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"ws_tweet_list\">\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Thoughts I have while in Austin: &quot;Was that guy an Orthodox Jew or a hipster?&quot; <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/409823455891042304\">17:15:00, 2013-12-08<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Teaching our dogs to pee on command was one of our best life decisions. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/409861128307478528\">19:44:42, 2013-12-08<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">The Homeland season finale preview used the Mass Effect music and I am so weirded out by the juxtaposition. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/409916711341527040\">23:25:34, 2013-12-08<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Dammit, now I want to play Mass Effect again. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/409937107826638848\">00:46:37, 2013-12-09<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Velcro is the mortal enemy of hand knits. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/410111932062900224\">12:21:18, 2013-12-09<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">No wonder traffic on I-35 sucks so much. Emus are using it to migrate south for the winter.  <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/JYO2HhSCYb\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/JYO2HhSCYb<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/410254643285868545\">21:48:23, 2013-12-09<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Obama and GWBush are taking selfies at Mandela&#039;s funeral. Go home, America, you&#039;re drunk. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/TbBPfXqKWT\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/TbBPfXqKWT<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/410550631242289152\">17:24:32, 2013-12-10<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">One hour and eighteen minutes on the phone with Blue Cross and they accidentally hang up on me.  *sob* <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/410883642068447233\">15:27:48, 2013-12-11<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Anyone have favorite green veggie recipes? We&#039;re in a roasted broccoli\/sauteed green beans\/sauteed spinach rut. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/410886314448269312\">15:38:25, 2013-12-11<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Yay more Candy Crush levels! <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/410985826739187712\">22:13:51, 2013-12-11<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">I&#039;m not sure if I&#039;m reading the news or the synopsis for next week&#039;s Homeland. Ex-FBI agent in Iran is rogue CIA: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/4ubG21FTQg\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/4ubG21FTQg<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/411304291266088960\">19:19:19, 2013-12-12<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">I&#039;m not sure how, but somehow my daughter just dropped our cat into a pile of peanut butter.  Never a dull moment. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/411334273849782272\">21:18:27, 2013-12-12<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">This same night my other daughter dumped half a vial of Christmas scent all over herself and her bedding. IT SMELLS SO PINEY IN HERE. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/411335141051478017\">21:21:54, 2013-12-12<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">The back walk is covered in dove feathers. Somebody&#039;s cat ate well last night. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/411615938870390784\">15:57:41, 2013-12-13<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">RT <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/richt233\">@richt233<\/a>: Genius. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Christmas\">#Christmas<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/EeZl7Q44F2\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/EeZl7Q44F2<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/addlepated\/statuses\/411616186632122369\">15:58:41, 2013-12-13<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thoughts I have while in Austin: &quot;Was that guy an Orthodox Jew or a hipster?&quot; 17:15:00, 2013-12-08 Teaching our dogs to pee on command was one of our best life decisions. 19:44:42, 2013-12-08 The Homeland season finale preview used the Mass Effect music and I am so weirded out by the juxtaposition. 23:25:34, 2013-12-08 Dammit, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7805"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7805"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7805\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}