{"id":79,"date":"2002-05-30T18:24:55","date_gmt":"2002-05-30T13:24:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/79"},"modified":"2002-05-30T18:24:55","modified_gmt":"2002-05-30T13:24:55","slug":"it-itches-it-itches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/79","title":{"rendered":"It itches! IT ITCHES!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It itches!  IT ITCHES!  IIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTCHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, the Benadryl wore off.  My arm is totally swollen and itchy.  Gotta take more.  More more more.  Every time I scratch it it gets bigger.  Bigger bigger bigger.  If it were going to kill me, it would have by now, wouldn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>I think it&#8217;s affecting my thought processes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It itches! IT ITCHES! IIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTCHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS! Sorry, the Benadryl wore off. My arm is totally swollen and itchy. Gotta take more. More more more. Every time I scratch it it gets bigger. Bigger bigger bigger. If it were going to kill me, it would have by now, wouldn&#8217;t it? I think it&#8217;s affecting my thought processes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}