{"id":795,"date":"2004-07-07T18:14:19","date_gmt":"2004-07-07T13:14:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/795"},"modified":"2004-07-07T18:14:19","modified_gmt":"2004-07-07T13:14:19","slug":"thats-the-way-the-cookie-crumbles-and-crumbles-and-crumbles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/795","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s the way the cookie crumbles, and crumbles, and crumbles&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What am I doing wrong!?!?<\/p>\n<p>This is the second batch of cookies I&#8217;ve attempted in the past couple of days that has turned out spectacularly awful.  The first time I used Alton Brown&#8217;s &#8220;Chewy&#8221; recipe, and they came out totally powdery, with a dry, cake-like crumb.  This time I used the Tollhouse recipe (which is basically like AB&#8217;s recipe only with softened butter rather than melted) and added a little bit of milk, and subtracted some egg white because I am trying to get a nice flat chewy cookie.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re like freaking pecan sandies or something.  Ugh.  What the hell?  Even my kids are asking what&#8217;s wrong with them.<\/p>\n<p>This sucks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What am I doing wrong!?!? This is the second batch of cookies I&#8217;ve attempted in the past couple of days that has turned out spectacularly awful. The first time I used Alton Brown&#8217;s &#8220;Chewy&#8221; recipe, and they came out totally powdery, with a dry, cake-like crumb. This time I used the Tollhouse recipe (which is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}