{"id":806,"date":"2004-08-08T15:56:18","date_gmt":"2004-08-08T10:56:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/806"},"modified":"2004-08-08T15:56:18","modified_gmt":"2004-08-08T10:56:18","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/806","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"snake.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.addlepated.net\/archives\/images\/snake.jpg\" width=\"639\" height=\"464\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The other day I was walking out to the garage and stepped over the bungie cord that my husband left on the stairs, silently cursing him because I could have tripped on it and broken my head.  Then the bungie cord slithered into the flowerbed.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday my husband was cleaning out the garage and (after having found a suspiciously brown recluse-y looking spider) bent over to pick up the bungie cord on the floor and the bungie cord raised its head and flicked its tongue at him.<\/p>\n<p>I hope our bungie cord stays around.  He looks like he&#8217;s just the right size to take care of the waterbugs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day I was walking out to the garage and stepped over the bungie cord that my husband left on the stairs, silently cursing him because I could have tripped on it and broken my head. Then the bungie cord slithered into the flowerbed. Yesterday my husband was cleaning out the garage and (after [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/806"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=806"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/806\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=806"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=806"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}