{"id":819,"date":"2004-12-10T16:16:42","date_gmt":"2004-12-10T11:16:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/819"},"modified":"2004-12-10T16:16:42","modified_gmt":"2004-12-10T11:16:42","slug":"captain-bizarro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/819","title":{"rendered":"Captain Bizarro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We have this nightlight in the hallway.  It was a gift that was given to me for being a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.addlepated.net\/archives\/001825.html\">moderator<\/a> in Journalcon 2003.  For some reason my cat Max has taken great umbrage to said nightlight, and keeps knocking the cover off of it.  At first I thought it was just falling off, until one day I saw him in action.  As I watched, the cat let out a mighty grunt and swatted the cover clean off.  Then he sniffed haughtily and sauntered off, tail held high.  What a weird little creature.<\/p>\n<p>The nightlight:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/gallery.addlepated.net\/Cats\/DSCN3387\"><img src=\"http:\/\/gallery.addlepated.net\/albums\/Cats\/DSCN3387.thumb.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The cat in front of the nightlight:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/gallery.addlepated.net\/Cats\/DSCN3383\"><img src=\"http:\/\/gallery.addlepated.net\/albums\/Cats\/DSCN3383.thumb.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Click for the full-sized versions.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We have this nightlight in the hallway. It was a gift that was given to me for being a moderator in Journalcon 2003. For some reason my cat Max has taken great umbrage to said nightlight, and keeps knocking the cover off of it. At first I thought it was just falling off, until one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/819"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=819"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/819\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}