{"id":836,"date":"2005-01-13T01:04:41","date_gmt":"2005-01-12T20:04:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/836"},"modified":"2005-01-13T01:04:41","modified_gmt":"2005-01-12T20:04:41","slug":"life-in-an-escort-service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/836","title":{"rendered":"Life in an escort service"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.webgenie.com\/Software\/Guestar\/Evaluation\/Guestbooks\/anne901753785.html\">frank &#8211; you might want to think about taking Sterling off the website. With her and Andrea and Amanda gone, there&#8217;s not really anyone pretty enough or with a good enough body to pass as her.<\/a><br \/>\nA strange page in another language with some <a href=\"http:\/\/10e.org\/mt\/archives\/animal\/index.php\">unbearably cute pictures of animals<\/a>.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.student.ipfw.edu\/~osbodr01\/hallmarks\/hallmark00.html\">Hallmarks of Felinity<\/a> made me laugh so hard, I think I snorted.  Just a little.<br \/>\nDo you <a href=\"http:\/\/ganns.com\/Humor\/ILookLikeMyDog\/\">look like your dog<\/a>?<br \/>\nDid you know that Morrissey <a href=\"http:\/\/home.cogeco.ca\/~morrissey\/part3.html\">foretold the death of Princess Di<\/a>?  (Please secure <a href=\"http:\/\/zapatopi.net\/afdb.html\">AFDB<\/a> before clicking link.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>frank &#8211; you might want to think about taking Sterling off the website. With her and Andrea and Amanda gone, there&#8217;s not really anyone pretty enough or with a good enough body to pass as her. A strange page in another language with some unbearably cute pictures of animals. Hallmarks of Felinity made me laugh [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/836"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=836"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/836\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}