{"id":87,"date":"2002-06-01T17:01:27","date_gmt":"2002-06-01T12:01:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/87"},"modified":"2002-06-01T17:01:27","modified_gmt":"2002-06-01T12:01:27","slug":"weird-japanese-commercials-featuring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/87","title":{"rendered":"Weird Japanese commercials featuring"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gaijinagogo.com\/\">Weird Japanese commercials<\/a> featuring people you know<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.halfbakery.com\/\">Got a half-baked idea<\/a>? Submit it here and let other people pick it to pieces<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.who2.com\/MorLoops.html\">Famous people loops<\/a> &#8211; which famous people have what in common?<\/p>\n<p>I sent my old keyboard to rehab to dry out and am using this nasty Apple keyboard in the interim.  The keys are really mushy and I don&#8217;t feel like I&#8217;m typing as fast as I normally do, so I shall blame that if I seem slow today.  It&#8217;s also smaller than real keyboards so I shall blame that if I seem small-minded.<\/p>\n<p>There are those new commercials featuring the revolutionary extra strength super happy fun power anti-perspirant stripe.  What I&#8217;m wondering is, why don&#8217;t they make the entire stick out of the extra-strength stripe?  I guess it&#8217;s a similar pondering to &#8220;if the stuff that black boxes on airplanes is made of is indestructable, why not make the entire plane out of it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I find an obscure, perverse, yet satisfying pleasure in tearing open perforated plastic.  You know what I mean, like on paper towel packages, or toilet paper packages, or diaper packages.  You know what else I like?  The single serving little paper salt and pepper packs that snap open.  And I like the faint smell of skunk.<\/p>\n<p>Post your guilty pleasures in the comments section.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Weird Japanese commercials featuring people you know Got a half-baked idea? Submit it here and let other people pick it to pieces Famous people loops &#8211; which famous people have what in common? I sent my old keyboard to rehab to dry out and am using this nasty Apple keyboard in the interim. The keys [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=87"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=87"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=87"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=87"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}