{"id":925,"date":"2005-07-07T18:03:30","date_gmt":"2005-07-07T23:03:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/925"},"modified":"2005-07-07T18:03:30","modified_gmt":"2005-07-07T23:03:30","slug":"snot-what-you-think","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/925","title":{"rendered":"Snot what you think"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So today Caroline was crying about something and after she calmed down, her nose was still a little runny.  &#8220;How does water turn into boogers?&#8221; she wanted to know.  I explained to her that what was in her nose was not, in fact, water but rather snot.<\/p>\n<p>The knowledge we take for granted&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So today Caroline was crying about something and after she calmed down, her nose was still a little runny. &#8220;How does water turn into boogers?&#8221; she wanted to know. I explained to her that what was in her nose was not, in fact, water but rather snot. The knowledge we take for granted&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/925"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=925"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/925\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}