My husband is very easy to rile up. I love it when the forked vein in his forehead appears. It happens when he’s upset. <\/p>\n
Tonight I discovered that one of my metal mixing bowls had a dent in it.<\/p>\n
Me: What happened to this bowl?
\nHim: I kicked it.
\nMe: What? You broke my bowl?
\nHim: It’ll pound out.
\nMe: Pound out? That was my mom’s bowl!
\nHim: It was?
\nMe: So what else<\/i> have you broken? Besides my heart<\/i>?<\/p>\n
At this point I was in the pantry trying so hard to keep from laughing that I was making sniffly noises. He thinks I might be crying.<\/i><\/p>\n
Him: Are you bleeping serious?
\nHim: Are you bleeping kidding me?
\nMe: *snort*<\/p>\n
I came out of there crying from laughing so hard. He is not pleased with me. Yeah, it was my mom’s bowl, but I think she probably got it at the grocery store for a buck.<\/p>\n
P.S. He’s been saying a lot of bleeping things since then. I am still wiping tears from my eyes and giggling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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