{"id":928,"date":"2005-07-16T00:38:18","date_gmt":"2005-07-16T05:38:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/928"},"modified":"2005-07-16T00:38:18","modified_gmt":"2005-07-16T05:38:18","slug":"distressing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/928","title":{"rendered":"Distressing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight I went to the mall and when I came home, hub told me to check out the five-legged creature in the jar on the counter.  Another brown recluse, looked like, and the cats had had their way with it.  That&#8217;s not the distressing part, really &#8211; we have had several recluses in the house and I&#8217;ve blogged about them before.  Just search the blog for &#8216;recluse&#8217;.  <\/p>\n<p>The distressing part is that we thought it was dead and were trying to get a good picture of it to verify the eye pattern (recluses have three sets of two eyes, and copycats don&#8217;t), so hub put it on a paper plate and set up a tripod to take the picture, then we took the kids to put them in bed.  While I was upstairs sitting with them, hub offered to go get me the new Harry Potter book (yes, I am a geek) and so he was gone by the time I came down.  I went to look.  No spider on the plate.  No spider in the jar.  No spider anywhere I can see.  Where is the spider?  Did it get flushed?  Torched?  Play dead and skitter off?<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s distressing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight I went to the mall and when I came home, hub told me to check out the five-legged creature in the jar on the counter. Another brown recluse, looked like, and the cats had had their way with it. That&#8217;s not the distressing part, really &#8211; we have had several recluses in the house [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=928"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}