Conversation with my husband:<\/p>\n
Him: You know what they say… if it flies, floats, or f—s, it’s cheaper to rent it.
\nMe: And just what exactly are you trying to say about me?
\nHim: Oh don’t worry, Honey. You’re cheap.
\nMe: …<\/p>\n
*whack*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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