{"id":998,"date":"2006-04-14T00:33:15","date_gmt":"2006-04-14T05:33:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/998"},"modified":"2006-04-14T00:33:15","modified_gmt":"2006-04-14T05:33:15","slug":"excuse-me-maam-you-have-a-beet-on-your-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/archives\/998","title":{"rendered":"Excuse me, ma&#8217;am, you have a beet on your face"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The weirdest thing happened to me tonight.  <\/p>\n<p>About an hour after I ate dinner (<a href=\"http:\/\/mangiapizza.com\">Mangia Pizza<\/a> Jeff&#8217;s special stuffed on wheat), I felt like my face was being stung simultaneously by hundreds of bugs.  At first I thought it was just me, but after I mentioned it, hub said, &#8220;Wow, are you red.&#8221;  Before it was done, my arms, chest, back, neck, and face were <a href=\"http:\/\/gallery.addlepated.net\/Miscellaneous\/IMG_1152\">all scarlet<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>So I guess I should eat that pizza anymore?  Which sucks, because it&#8217;s really good.  I&#8217;ve never had a food reaction like that.  Didn&#8217;t like it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The weirdest thing happened to me tonight. About an hour after I ate dinner (Mangia Pizza Jeff&#8217;s special stuffed on wheat), I felt like my face was being stung simultaneously by hundreds of bugs. At first I thought it was just me, but after I mentioned it, hub said, &#8220;Wow, are you red.&#8221; Before it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/998"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=998"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/998\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/addlepated.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}