How not to wake me up

June 14, 2006 - 3:39 am 3 Comments

I like my coffee like I like my men.

Ground up and in the freezer.

If you wake me up like this, there will be killin’ trouble.

3 Responses to “How not to wake me up”

  1. J Says:

    Er.

    That’s why God invented Beta-C magazines.

  2. Rob Says:

    Jesus I don’t think I have enough ammo. Guess I’d go with “Kill it with fire!”

  3. Caro Says:

    Oh my goodness.

    Ohhhhh my goodness.

    *shakes head sadly*