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September 29, 2013 - 12:00 am Comments Off

Whenever we complain about our mail carrier, we spend the next few days being punished by not getting any mail. 16:16:04, 2013-09-25
So I got the #MamaVoxBox from @InfluensterVox… my feet are too big for the Dr. Scholl's inserts. Doh. 17:19:21, 2013-09-25
The Yelp review page for Los Pollos Hermanos: http://t.co/JTuKkprPMk 19:55:40, 2013-09-25
My cat watching cat videos on TV. http://t.co/GwJt6aqZTn 21:32:27, 2013-09-25
"Oh, I'll just read the first line of 'Doctor Sleep' and see what it says." – Famous last words. 19:46:16, 2013-09-26
Other species eat their young. 21:40:58, 2013-09-26
The Ylvis "Stonehenge" video is so much funnier than "The Fox." And completely not kid-friendly. Oops. #motheroftheyear 12:34:14, 2013-09-27
Fine, okay? I won't get anything done today. Have it your way. #BreakingBadMarathon 13:44:05, 2013-09-27
Amusement for the day: call Siri "Glass" a few times. Siri is not amused. 17:21:45, 2013-09-27
Making the Bond-villian level complicated Momofuku banana cream pie. With laser beams. On its head. 15:48:00, 2013-09-28
Sometimes I take personally the things that inanimate objects do. I'm working on it. 15:49:35, 2013-09-28
OMG Uncle Jack from Breaking Bad was, like, totally Tommy from Valley Girl! Gag me with a spoon! 21:07:23, 2013-09-28

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September 22, 2013 - 12:00 am Comments Off

I miss bean burgers. In Austin, that means some sort of vegetarian abomination. 17:34:48, 2013-09-15
Marty McFly screaming: http://t.co/E4EJqteeuq 12:16:20, 2013-09-16
Lows in the 60s this weekend, can it really be? 15:29:12, 2013-09-18
How in hell did Alex Jones get from the loon crying on public access TV on Fridays (great for watching while drunk) to the Discovery Chanel? 21:10:50, 2013-09-18
Feast or famine in Austin. Streets flooding all over town after months of no rain. 13:50:26, 2013-09-20
Breaking Bad prop auction. I'll take Skyler's Jeep, please and thank you. http://t.co/k6ZxPq4KTF 16:07:43, 2013-09-20
Two glasses of wine with dinner might have been one glass too many. I've lost my touch. 🙁 20:18:53, 2013-09-20
Low 60 tonight! Break out the parkas! 20:10:54, 2013-09-21

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September 15, 2013 - 12:00 am Comments Off

Have spammers sunk to a new low? http://t.co/V65LkAqqGl 11:01:05, 2013-09-08
The iGoogle home page is going away on 11/1, which means my hamster widget won't have anyone to feed it. 🙁 http://t.co/8Pp95QsllA 11:38:59, 2013-09-08
I made my 12 year old decorate her own birthday cake. http://t.co/eM4kbBzWwJ 17:59:25, 2013-09-08
Show of hands – how many people, when they were kids, thought the people in the TV could see them? 19:26:49, 2013-09-10
Gophering warez. BRB. 20:26:32, 2013-09-10
THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD! 21:39:59, 2013-09-10
There's the slightest frost of yellow on the cedar elms. Relief from summer is on the way. 13:01:54, 2013-09-11
Sing and dance to the Dora map song with the cats. #stuffyoudowhenalone 16:08:25, 2013-09-11
Austin "Hi, How Are You?" restaurant changing name from Thai Spice to Thai, How Are You. http://t.co/3kKlEwBs4F 16:19:01, 2013-09-11
"Better Call Saul" prequel series is a go at AMC: http://t.co/fi0FIZS2vI 18:29:21, 2013-09-11
Sucking it up and paying the ETF to get off of AT&T is looking better every day. http://t.co/Ek6f4J6Aqc 18:31:50, 2013-09-11
This auction of Richard Garriott's spare items makes me wish I were redecorating. http://t.co/67OEsm0kh5 12:48:15, 2013-09-12
Jimmy Fallon sends up Breaking Bad, along with some cameos you'll know: http://t.co/SncHYwUlxy 16:23:13, 2013-09-12
Frog photobombs NASA launch – wheeeeeeee! http://t.co/XVEpKX3tfj 18:09:25, 2013-09-12
SO SAY WE ALL. 15:17:13, 2013-09-13
"It's a gift. Never lend books." -Commander William Adama 15:12:50, 2013-09-14

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September 8, 2013 - 12:00 am Comments Off

Hey you: get your damned hands off her. 19:32:00, 2013-09-02
I learned something very important from the One Direction movie: I can watch 3D with monovision contacts. 20:12:00, 2013-09-02
What clients say vs. what clients mean: http://t.co/g4ykPFtNjt 20:19:38, 2013-09-02
After imagining @aaronpaul_8 as Eddie Dean in THE DARK TOWER, I can't possibly imagine anyone else. Born to play the role much? 20:40:29, 2013-09-02
Seriously enjoying "The Bridge" on FX Wednesdays. It's what "The Killing" wishes it could have been. Highly recommend. 11:48:11, 2013-09-03
So long, asshole. MT @statesman: Ariel Castro, Ohio man who held 3 women captive, found dead http://t.co/RBAjpASXdv (via @AP) 23:13:35, 2013-09-03
Why hello, new Nine Inch Nails album! 17:04:48, 2013-09-04
I just brushed another dog out of my dog. http://t.co/U4lBFkoh83 16:59:42, 2013-09-05
These guys watched the process through the front door. http://t.co/D8f10CKFnt 17:00:42, 2013-09-05
I have told you a million times never to exaggerate. 19:25:53, 2013-09-05
Cinnamon crunch bagels from Panera are dangerously good. 19:31:44, 2013-09-05
Can someone explain to me (with small words) what the point of an open enrollment period is, and why it's better than staying open always? 20:22:59, 2013-09-05
170 years of tropical cyclone tracks: http://t.co/LSp2wQ8Lm3 09:32:04, 2013-09-06
Just when you thought it was safe to go to the bathroom… SNAKE! http://t.co/lt3qQtZfBj 15:55:47, 2013-09-06
I have been, and always shall be, your friend. 18:33:00, 2013-09-06
12 years ago I was 24 hours into my second labor & delivery with 3 more hours to go, but it was all worth it in the end. <3 00:21:52, 2013-09-07
Not sure which was better, AT WORLD'S END or its soundtrack. Both very good. 00:34:09, 2013-09-07
My cat sounds an awful lot like Katharine Hepburn saying, "Wow!" 17:33:15, 2013-09-07

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September 1, 2013 - 12:00 am Comments Off

When I walk past the cupcakes, they say nasty things to me and then I have to teach them a lesson. 10:51:50, 2013-08-25
Red velvet is really just pretentious vanilla. 14:04:25, 2013-08-25
School starts tomorrow! Yippee! 20:50:19, 2013-08-25
My superpower is loading the dishwasher. There's always room for one more dish, and I can find it. 11:29:18, 2013-08-26
This whole Duck Dynasty thing can end now, thanks. 17:47:54, 2013-08-26
The cold water taps at my house are dispensing 86 degree water. 13:17:25, 2013-08-29
Price for an ounce of beer at a Major League Baseball game: http://t.co/6fhyuIquAx 14:54:18, 2013-08-29
I am available to make your transmedia project, puzzle design, or community management purr like a kitten. Details at http://t.co/4oqglMgqDG 16:03:52, 2013-08-29
I'm pretty sure I'll be on this Candy Crush level forever. 16:32:37, 2013-08-29
Oddly enough, Time Warner shows me as currently subscribed to Showtime. http://t.co/svYtuqRtNu 20:33:35, 2013-08-29
This is Texas, where we take high school football so seriously that it's in the gov't weather forecast. http://t.co/Qn8YqIAGvv 13:38:15, 2013-08-30
Secret bookshelf doorway kits. I know just the doorway in my house for this! http://t.co/MLX8AhP8hU 14:40:10, 2013-08-30
Walking outside today is like getting slapped in the face with a ghost pepper. 16:06:49, 2013-08-30
Never before is what you swore the time before. 19:40:28, 2013-08-30
But wait! If you call now, you can double your order! #toomuchlatenighttelevision 00:54:11, 2013-08-31

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