Archive for June, 2012

Weekly Tweets

June 24, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Stupid persuasive Costco salesman. http://t.co/3LIfn4Tb #
  • Damon Lindelof killed Rosie Larson. Pass it on. #thekilling #
  • Reading #thekilling tweets, waiting to watch the show. Looks kinda interesting. #
  • It's a shame they didn't try to make us care about Rosie Larsen last year. #thekilling #
  • Swatch out! I'm painting again. #
  • Just saw this: Game of Thrones is like Twitter. There are 140 characters, and terrible things are always happening #
  • Had a moment yesterday when I realized the paint I'd been scraping all day could have been lead-based. It wasn't. #
  • 101x has played "We Are Young" SEVEN times so far today. It's only 2:30. Sigh. #
  • Didn't consider asbestos though. Hmm. #

Weekly Tweets

June 17, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Summertime in Texas, when waiting for the water to run cold may take you a few months. #
  • Milling at high magnification: http://t.co/DiKzvq7J #
  • Slightly weirded out when I turned on The Village and saw Kitty Sanchez from Arrested Development. #
  • I was bummed to see that the original "Thanks, No" site was gone, but a good replacement can be had at http://t.co/ffO1c9vt. #
  • I bought this skirt on Etsy and can't believe how cute it is on. http://t.co/eIOadcFN #
  • Two recluse sightings during the day today. About to just give the house to the spiders. #
  • In an email that sounded just like a phishing scam, Amazon told me they changed my password because I might have been a phishing victim. #
  • Ate popcorn three times since January. Got diverticulitis within a week each time. Interesting. #
  • Nozzle. That's a funny word. #

Weekly Tweets

June 10, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Had a dream a demon possessed my house. When I woke up this morning, the bathroom fan was running, but the switch was flipped to "off." O.O #
  • Why you should wear sunblock: http://t.co/rTdA5jRU #
  • R.I.P. to Eduard Khil, a.k.a. Mr. Trololo 🙁 http://t.co/zXQW5rSr #
  • Behold my new TV-watching chair! http://t.co/xCgAGDYQ #
  • This is one of my favorite Ask Metafilters from 2012: http://t.co/pbHIBiii #
  • Wait, so 50 Shades of Grey was a Twilight fanfic? Wooooooooah. All kidding aside, this has implications. It's a #1 NYT seller fanfic. #
  • Pine Sol pranks: http://t.co/Hid95oT2 #
  • Note to self: Make more notes to self. #
  • How is winter formed? http://t.co/Vsr1QSkT #westeros #
  • How come nobody told me about Arrested Development? (Oh wait. EVERYONE told me about it. I just decided to take their advice.) #
  • Low fiber diets are teh suck. #
  • Dear press: not this "video games make you kill people" crap again, please: http://t.co/QDf34b0O #
  • As a movie, Prometheus was a heck of a videogame. #
  • Prolonged WTF moment of the day: The group who giggled through Prometheus. At the not-giggle parts. #
  • Hungry Jack syrup truck crashes on Buttermilk Pike. I suspect viral marketing gone horribly wrong. http://t.co/BkQ5XJ57 #
  • Dear clothing industry: girls need pockets, too! #
  • Run into a store and ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering. #
  • I had a little bit of lettuce and tomato today. I feel so naughty. #
  • I saw this trailer today and honestly thought it was a parody: http://t.co/i3YIrEf8 #
  • I really think I heard a Tejano cover of "Set Fire to the Rain" today. #

Weekly Tweets

June 3, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • The Unabomber's Harvard alumni directory listing: http://t.co/7LcQegne #
  • Unpublished Life Magazine photos of nuclear testing in 1955. Get your Fallout on! http://t.co/iCfzwuJZ #
  • Scorpion in the girl's bedroom. Now she's convinced they're infesting her bed. #
  • Reading Wicked was like being struck with a fit of sneezes where you go "Ah, ah, ah…" but never manage to get out the "CHOO!" #
  • Gah, stupid doorway brainzappers. What was I going to do? #
  • Another reason to love @Nordstrom – meeting with a free personal stylist tomorrow for my very own "What Not to Wear" session. #
  • No way am I knitting a complicated cabled sweater from the same designer whose mitten pattern made me want to scream. #
  • Try getting a reservation at Dorsia NOW… #
  • Argle bargle glop glyf. #
  • The most soothing Count Dracula ever: http://t.co/sISCqX9S #
  • When I prove somebody wrong… http://t.co/Ylf2Z6vU #
  • What is up with all the cannibalism? Copycat crimes? Zombie apocalypse? Baltimore, Kansas, New Jersey, and Miami in the last week. #
  • Some subReddits are so, so weird: http://t.co/651t2L0a #
  • Today I learned that barium suspension is calorie free. Who needs smoothies? #
  • Woman in the waiting room gnawing on an apple and blabbing on her cell phone. So we can all hear her talk with her mouth full. #
  • Protip: The mixed berry barium tastes much better than the citrus. I am not brave enough to try banana or mocha. #
  • Has anyone seen this Google a Day thing? Is it hot or not? http://t.co/FqxpxTk4 #
  • DAMN YOU Adam Richman for putting this song in my head. http://t.co/M7QsXHWE #
  • The evil spelling test: http://t.co/kUxp9fuX #