Ha, ha, Steve Bing!
Ha, ha, Steve Bing! Take that, asshole.
Has anyone ever actually seen pink elephants while drunk? I mean, there’s Ray Milland seeing bugs crawling out of the walls in Lost Weekend, but elephants? And what of an elephant’s drunken hallucination? Do they see pink people? What’s an elephant’s favorite drink anyway?
I broke one of my toes once – the ringfinger toe on the left foot. I caught on the leg of the couch when I was running across the room. Broken toes may sound like nothing serious, but I assure you they hurt like hell. And the thing is, all you can do is just tape it to the surrounding toes and hope for the best. I must have rebroken that little censored 10 times before it finally healed, because I’d accidentally kick something, or trip, or in one case be bodyslammed by a guy onto the floor. Yes, he picked me up over his head. Yes, I landed on my toe.
It never fully recovered, my toe. It healed crooked and if you feel it, you can tell it’s offset by about 1/8 inch, and it won’t bend completely anymore.