Hey, our pet rats
April 30, 2002 - 1:43 pm
Hey, our pet rats keep disappearing
When the Taliban’s away, the calf we’ll slay
Oh for heaven’s sake, this is getting silly
Ahhhhh, France
For the Apocalyptic-phile in your life
To the tune of “Istanbul (not Constantinople)”
It’s only been TWELVE FRIGGING YEARS, but it’s out
³The church is pretty much saying, ŒIf you stop ordaining gays you¹ll stop the sexual abuse¹,² says the priest. ³Isn¹t that like saying, ŒLet¹s stop ordaining blacks so there won¹t be any more crime in the rectories¹?²
– a gay Catholic priest in New York