Weekly Tweets
December 15, 2013 - 12:00 am
- Thoughts I have while in Austin: "Was that guy an Orthodox Jew or a hipster?" 17:15:00, 2013-12-08
- Teaching our dogs to pee on command was one of our best life decisions. 19:44:42, 2013-12-08
- The Homeland season finale preview used the Mass Effect music and I am so weirded out by the juxtaposition. 23:25:34, 2013-12-08
- Dammit, now I want to play Mass Effect again. 00:46:37, 2013-12-09
- Velcro is the mortal enemy of hand knits. 12:21:18, 2013-12-09
- No wonder traffic on I-35 sucks so much. Emus are using it to migrate south for the winter. http://t.co/JYO2HhSCYb 21:48:23, 2013-12-09
- Obama and GWBush are taking selfies at Mandela's funeral. Go home, America, you're drunk. http://t.co/TbBPfXqKWT 17:24:32, 2013-12-10
- One hour and eighteen minutes on the phone with Blue Cross and they accidentally hang up on me. *sob* 15:27:48, 2013-12-11
- Anyone have favorite green veggie recipes? We're in a roasted broccoli/sauteed green beans/sauteed spinach rut. 15:38:25, 2013-12-11
- Yay more Candy Crush levels! 22:13:51, 2013-12-11
- I'm not sure if I'm reading the news or the synopsis for next week's Homeland. Ex-FBI agent in Iran is rogue CIA: http://t.co/4ubG21FTQg 19:19:19, 2013-12-12
- I'm not sure how, but somehow my daughter just dropped our cat into a pile of peanut butter. Never a dull moment. 21:18:27, 2013-12-12
- This same night my other daughter dumped half a vial of Christmas scent all over herself and her bedding. IT SMELLS SO PINEY IN HERE. 21:21:54, 2013-12-12
- The back walk is covered in dove feathers. Somebody's cat ate well last night. 15:57:41, 2013-12-13
- RT @richt233: Genius. #Christmas http://t.co/EeZl7Q44F2 15:58:41, 2013-12-13