Weekly Tweets

January 5, 2014 - 12:00 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • I set my iPad clock forward last night so I could play more Candy Crush. Woke up this morning in a panic thinking it was after noon. 10:36:27, 2013-12-30
  • The Blue Cross customer service line hold recording is so broken. "Thank you for continuing to -" *smooth jazz* "Thank you for -" *guitar* 11:55:57, 2013-12-30
  • Last night I said I'd just follow one ancestor's line all the way through and go to bed. Today I'm in the 1100s and still going. O.o 16:08:03, 2013-12-31
  • Okay, on another family line it traced back to Odin, ruler of Asgard. I think I'm done for the night. 18:44:21, 2013-12-31
  • South Texas's answer to the Iron Throne. http://t.co/jqgpSr6K3R 22:43:53, 2014-01-02

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