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Oops

December 14, 2002 - 8:05 pm 1 Comment

Honey, I dropped the Sarin!
A yummy Christmas recipe. No, really. I mean it. It’s good.
Wondering where the tuition money goes? Check it out – people write in reports of biased teachings.
Responding to anti-war arguments.
Spicoli, er, ex-Mr. Madonna, er, he-who-punches-out-photographers, er, Sean Penn is now apparently a world traveler and respectable political pundit. You know, I have views too – should they carry more weight because I haven’t been in a movie where I got high and pounded myself in the head with a shoe? You decide.
This is just wrong. And painful, looks like.

I think, though I’m not sure, that this may be the very recipe that I used to go ape for when I was a kid. Other kids would say their favorite food was pizza or ice cream; mine was always squash casserole:

* 2 tablespoons butter or margarine
* 2 cups yellow onion, diced
* 4 pounds yellow squash, sliced 3/8 inch thick
* 8 ounces Velveeta, cut in 3/4 inch cubes
* 1 cup cream of celery soup (undiluted)
* 1 cup green chiles, diced
* 1/2 cup bread crumbs
* Parsley for garnish

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a 14-inch pan, saute onion in butter. Add squash and cook until slightly softened. Squash will release a lot of water, which must be drained. Mix squash and onion with cheese, soup, and green chiles and place in oiled casserole dish. Cover with bread crumbs and bake about 30 minutes or until hot throughout. Garnish with parsley and serve. Makes 10 big servings.

Ponderous

December 10, 2002 - 3:16 am Comments Off on Ponderous

Is it just me, or are Ben Kingsley and Larry David separated at birth?

Eek

December 8, 2002 - 1:33 am 2 Comments

Boo.

Really, really scary

December 4, 2002 - 1:52 am 1 Comment

Model State Emergency Health Powers Act

Y’all USA’ans read this carefully, then let your legislators know your thoughts.

The anti-apathy post

November 19, 2002 - 1:58 am 1 Comment

What about Scientology?
Chilling Effects, the internet Cease and Desist Clearinghouse.
This guy carves sculptures out of pencil lead without benefit of even a magnifying glass.
Medical establishment finally decides that the Atkins Diet might not be so bad after all.
Sounds of the world’s animals.
You’ve probably seen it before, but Simon Swears. Not safe for work.
Just ended on eBay: WWII RARE ANAL BRIEFCASE, a.k.a. “I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass two years.”
Can anyone explain what Michael Jackson, Rosie O’Donnell, and Tom Cruise are doing?
Mean and nasty ingredients to do mean and nasty things to people.
Been putting off that mammogram? Do it online!
How they vote in Iraq.
What do you get for that girl on your list who has everything? Possum fur nipple warmers, of course.

How to be childish

October 18, 2002 - 3:06 pm 5 Comments

Need help remembering how cooties worked? Look no further.
Major political platforms from the 1800s on. See! how they’ve changed! Watch! as they contradict themselves! Gape! as they grow from a couple of paragraphs to the size of War and Peace!
I bet you’d never thought that rocks are sexy before, had you?
…Or flies…
…Or cake…
Learn about the disfiguring ailment that is guitar face.
O.J. isn’t sure he’s innocent anymore. No, really.
How to stay safe in the D.C. area: tips on how to act when outdoors, and a decoy to help you gas up safely.
Oh, deer.
And on a serious note: if you’ve never encountered someone with mental illness, you probably have no clue what kind of world they live in. Here’s a glimpse into the mind of one lady who is extremely troubled.

Schtuff

October 5, 2002 - 1:41 pm 1 Comment

Bookworm, the game.
Chicago requires firms vying for city contracts to disclose if they have ever profited from slavery.
When life gives you cat skulls, make an auction out of it.
The newest member of the Blue Man Group? No, just a man who’s running for Senate.
Ladies, meet Mr. Razor. Mr. Razor, this is Hairzilla and Flabula.
Name which movie the computer screen came from.

Insert clever pun here

October 1, 2002 - 2:15 am 5 Comments

Busted. They got it licked. What a bunch of boobs. Good thing they nipped it in the bud. And so on.