Fresh, Hot Wastes of Time

Ouch. Poor clothespin man.
Ouch. Poor kitty.
Ouch. Poor headlice.
Ouch. Poor kangaroo.
Ouch. Poor Leslie Nielson.

The Immigrant Song, a la Viking kittens.
Hats of Meat. That’s hats, made out of meat.
The encyclical Simpsons reference guide.
New Jersey poet laureate writes anti-Semitic urban legend-based poem, gets booed, governor asks him to step down, he refuses. What a dingleberry.
I knew nationalized health care was good for something. The UK National Health Service is going to pass out vibrators to women suffering from sexual problems. Just look out for those recalled Rampant Rabbits.

Shades of Terminator… Two women with the same name slain in Houston.
Ohio man finds hidden camera in a Marriott hotel bathroom.
Rumors of Jason Mewes’s death are highly exaggerated.
Though I don’t necessarily agree with the sentiment, it is kind of fun to make my own Bush speech.

Jason Mewes has disappeared.
A flowchart of a bunch of fetishes, trying to explain how they’re related. I don’t even know what 90% of these things are. A sneeze fetish?
Check up on the latest theme park accidents.
The big list of RPG plots.
The Germans have run amok, host the first annual Extreme Ironing Championship. Yes, ironing.
A mature young Muslim man.
Here’s the ho-bag who beat the snot out of her 4 year old daughter last week.

Dubya’s most recent brain fart. (requires Real Player)
Tell me this surprises you, I dare you.

Forbes declares that Bill Gates is no longer the world’s richest man.
U.K. healthcare system is in the toilet. Literally.
Hungry? Head to Indiana. They have some pickled fingers.
Greyhound nurses deer, who is now apparently alpha dog.
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
German Justice Minister compares Bush to Hitler. Takes one to know one?

The Venus hand trap
Remember the toenail guy? Well, this guy collects beard hair.
I think there’s something wrong with this man’s nose.
Can’t stand losing Fluffy? Freeze dry him!
PETA(B) – People for the Ethical Treatment of Alec Baldwin.

Reno mad. RENO SMASH!
In a bizarre coincidence, last night’s New York lottery numbers were 9-1-1.
For you Quake 3 players who used to play Atari 2600’s Adventure: a map.