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Order your brochure now

June 1, 2002 - 3:29 pm Comments Off on Order your brochure now

Order your brochure now detailing the joys of nude recreation
This is the teeniest porn I have ever seen. Not that I’ve seen a lot of porn, of course.
I found the link on RuPaul’s blog. It’s… interesting.

I don’t know how many updates there will be today as a damncat seems to have spilled a glass of water into my keyboard and now the keyboard is acting totally haywire. You have no idea how long it took just to get this entry coherent.

Swearing keyboard Gnight.

June 1, 2002 - 3:15 am Comments Off on Swearing keyboard Gnight.

Swearing keyboard

Gnight.

Woman goes off her

June 1, 2002 - 12:35 am Comments Off on Woman goes off her

Woman goes off her meds, thinks she was married to the Berlin Wall.
Isn’t this ironic – US soldier who was wounded at Kandahar has jaw wired shut, airline refuses to let him bring along wire clippers (to be used in case he chokes or vomits).
This is interesting… David Still allows you to be him.
No, this isn’t for science class, although it looks like it should be. They’re for Biblical object lessons. Mmm hmm.

I had a nice day. My friend came over with her daughter and the kids played and played. We ordered in dinner and I made dessert. Hut fudge pudding cake, oh lordy if there’s a heaven I was there tonight. E-mail me if you want the recipe.

Remember when you were a kid and the guy/girl you were dating made you a mix tape? Wasn’t that just the coolest? I used to spend house analyzing songs – whether he chose it because he likes me or because it’s just a cool song, etc. There’s a tape a guy made for me when I was in college that was awesome, only now I can’t find it and I have no idea where it might have ended up. I also had a platonic friend make me a mix tape but he liked it so much he kept it and played it for me when I came to visit. Do kids even do mix tapes anymore?

Analog is so retro.

Get to know your

May 31, 2002 - 1:58 am Comments Off on Get to know your

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Heavens to Betsy, I had 75 visits yesterday, and 100 page views. You like me! You really like me! I probably won’t update much tomorrow since a friend’s coming over for a playdate, so I’m getting it all out of my system today. And how. This is what, 8 posts in 24 hours?

Here’s a terrible joke:

Cinderella desperately wanted to go to the grand ball at the castle. She asked her fairy godmother, “However shall I go to the ball wearing rags and on shank’s mare?”

Her fairy godmother told her “Never fear, I know just the thing!” and poof, she waved her magic wand and Cinderella had a stunning ballgown on. She waved her magic wand again and poof, there was a fine coach and 6 white horses to pull it.

Fairy Godmother said to Cinderella, “Now dear, you must make sure to get back home before midnight, because if you don’t, you will turn into a pumpkin!”, and Cinderella nodded in acquiescence.

At the ball, Cinderella was by far the most beautiful maiden there and the Prince was quite taken with her, dancing every dance with her. Suddenly Cinderella exclaimed, “Oh, no! What time is it?” as she had quite lost track.

“Ten till midnight,” said the Prince.

“I have to go! I have to leave!” said Cinderella, near tears.

“But wait – I didn’t even catch your name,” replied the Prince.

“My name’s Cinderella, what’s yours?” asked Cinderella.

“Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater,” said the Prince.

“Oh, I think I can stay a little bit longer.”

I know New Jersey’s

May 30, 2002 - 5:26 pm Comments Off on I know New Jersey’s

I know New Jersey’s not exactly heaven on earth, but why shoot your girlfriend for mentioning the name?
New York City bloggers – put yourself on the map
Principal refuses to let paralyzed student walk across the stage (using braces) at graduation.

This explains a lot..

May 30, 2002 - 4:03 pm Comments Off on This explains a lot..

This explains a lot.. like why people West Palm Beach couldn’t figure out how to vote.
Ladies – ever wanted to write your name in the snow?
This is phallic

The ball blown off

May 29, 2002 - 12:48 pm Comments Off on The ball blown off

The ball blown off far with the aim of green, and woman body tea
The most popular woman in the nursing home
Yet another non-sequitur random weird webpage
And another one
And still one more, this one text rather than flash.
Someone could make a fortune selling these people tinfoil hats.
This woman paints with her boobs. Really.

Is belonging to 5 web rings piggish?

Arafat chips. Next up:

May 28, 2002 - 2:02 pm Comments Off on Arafat chips. Next up:

Arafat chips. Next up: Hitler-flavored ice cream.
Chris Tucker as Inspector Clouseau. Say it ain’t so. Please.
Man shoots self in naughty bits. True Darwinism in action.
Billy the Burlap Bag Boy – my favorite anti-glurge.
Feed the Model