The fundamental interconnectedness of all things is like the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, but for everything.
You want to know how I found this link? It’s because I got a hit on this page for ‘breastmilk sucked my men’. Yeah, you heard me. The interconnectedness link is number one and two… and my page is number three. I’m so honored.
There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
How to date Asian women, a class for those of you searching on my website for nude hot import girls.
Build your own South Park character
Ever since I heard about the Fried Twinkie, I’ve been craving one.
One more reason I’m glad I’m not Catholic. I mean, really. I’m just speechless.
Maybe the priests should look into this for their gratification instead.
I don’t have anything against Catholics specifically. Some of my best friends are Catholic. (I know, I know…) I do have a problem with their leadership, though. The whole sordid mess lately makes me sick to my stomach. Molesting a child and using the fear of God to keep him quiet is abominable. Those sick men who did it will have quite a bit of explaining to do – if not in this world, then the next.
Mememe.org represents quite well how my husband views bloggers.
Another way to shamelessly promote your blog
A vasectomy blog – just when you thought you’d seen everything
Catch and release for cameras
Catch and release for books
Catch and release for money
Nude skydiving. Just bizarre. Makes my boobs hurt.
Free messages to any phone in the lower 48. Just think of the fun and naughtiness you could get into with this.
Top 25 sexiest movie moments of all time
India keeping its soldiers up all night to watch for Pakistani aggressions
Remind me not to send my kids to public school in New York… now if they could just sanitize NYC taxis this well, that’d be something.
Kiss Kondoms – Rock ‘n’ Rubbers!
Good heavens, I’m terribly sorry – nature’s way of telling you to open the window
Poor Ronald McDonald seems to have met up with a necktie party
Weird Japanese commercials featuring people you know
Got a half-baked idea? Submit it here and let other people pick it to pieces
Famous people loops – which famous people have what in common?
I sent my old keyboard to rehab to dry out and am using this nasty Apple keyboard in the interim. The keys are really mushy and I don’t feel like I’m typing as fast as I normally do, so I shall blame that if I seem slow today. It’s also smaller than real keyboards so I shall blame that if I seem small-minded.
There are those new commercials featuring the revolutionary extra strength super happy fun power anti-perspirant stripe. What I’m wondering is, why don’t they make the entire stick out of the extra-strength stripe? I guess it’s a similar pondering to “if the stuff that black boxes on airplanes is made of is indestructable, why not make the entire plane out of it?”
I find an obscure, perverse, yet satisfying pleasure in tearing open perforated plastic. You know what I mean, like on paper towel packages, or toilet paper packages, or diaper packages. You know what else I like? The single serving little paper salt and pepper packs that snap open. And I like the faint smell of skunk.
Post your guilty pleasures in the comments section.
