Fresh, Hot Wastes of Time

Hey, our pet rats keep disappearing
When the Taliban’s away, the calf we’ll slay
Oh for heaven’s sake, this is getting silly
Ahhhhh, France
For the Apocalyptic-phile in your life
To the tune of “Istanbul (not Constantinople)”
It’s only been TWELVE FRIGGING YEARS, but it’s out

³The church is pretty much saying, ŒIf you stop ordaining gays you¹ll stop the sexual abuse¹,² says the priest. ³Isn¹t that like saying, ŒLet¹s stop ordaining blacks so there won¹t be any more crime in the rectories¹?²
– a gay Catholic priest in New York

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Wow, what a meal. Marinated grilled Cornish game hens, wilted spinach salad, and Greek lemon garlic potato wedges. We’re eating like grownups! It was a Kraft-free dinner. No mac and cheese for me, please.

I have absolutely no idea what I did today. It was like the day was a black hole and all my activities got sucked into it. #2 daughter has been exceedingly needy and DH has talked me into leaving both the girls with Grandma this weekend. We went out to dinner(!) with both the girls for the first time last night, and it actually went pretty well. It was a Mongolian BBQ joint and #1 daughter was loath to leave her plate with the man to get it cooked, though.

The 7 month old is a total monkey. She climbs stairs and perches on top of things. And she’s really quiet about it. I know that when it’s too quiet, I’ll find her being naughty.

So you’ve decided to be evil…
Those wacky *cough* Canadians
Random much?

Yummy!

Uh…… yeah. So anyway, I’m sure you’ll all be happy to know that I have bought underwear for the first time in years. Mom always wanted me to have clean underwear with no holes, in case I was in a car wreck.

Oh, and no extra charge, ma’am.
Sick, sick, sick.
Irrational exuberant epileptic happy fun page.
How’s your gaydar?

This is beginning to chap my hiney – Blogger was broken last night and I couldn’t post any updates! In short:

For you Left Behind series addicts, a drinking game.

If you’ve ever gotten the Nigerian Scam Spam, you’ll enjoy these people, who scam the scammers. You can’t cheat an honest man!

This is one of the best wastes of time ever… it has the mindless je ne sais quoi of Am I Hot or Not?, but with a twist. Go pick what’s better.

Here’s a good essay on how to raise kids. It lacks the syrup of the Chicken Soup series, but has practical advice.

Here’s a good waste of time. In case you need some sort of sick self-validation, check out this semi-canonical “What X Are You?” quiz list.

This is cool – an online version of the Infocom game Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. For years my online handle has been “Trillian”. 16 years, in fact, ranging from GEnie and BBS systems to StrangeMUD now.

And for those of you who can’t get any in real life: boobs.

I added a guestbook, forum, and a counter to this page. Sorry about the spamvertising on the above-mentioned sites, but they’re free and low maintenence.