Hail, Caesar
Links
International Association of Time Travelers: Members’ Forum Subforum: Europe – Twentieth Century – Second World War (short short story)
ManBabies.com – disturbing but SFW and SFK pics
Zod 2008 – collecting your superherodelegates
**MAGIC** Antique Dining Room Set ** MAGIC** – $600 (South City) – what a deal!
The Monster Engine – kid pics transmogrified into realistic pics
Oh, hail.


In Soviet Russia, Rabbithole Falls Down You
I’ve gotten a ton of trailheads in the last several days.
First came Violette’s Dream, who emailed me a Carroll-esque poem. Turns out that one’s for Velvet Assassin, an upcoming video game.
Then there was this huge protracted spammy conversation on Twitter from a couple of people who had recently friended me. I made a small comment once it was over to tickle people with the clue feather rather than hit them over the head with a clue-by-four, after which said spammy conversators unfollowed me. Ah, well.
Then I got an email in code from Mr. Boddy promising drinks, dinner, and mayhem on May 11. This appears to be a grassroots for-fun event. I was assigned my character and backstory this morning. Seems like Clue online. I’m pretty excited about it, but that could be because I pretend it’s Tim Curry I’m talking to.
Today I found this package on my doorstep. Inside was a redacted letter, a package of Emergen-C with a sticker on it, and… an origami crane? At first I thought someone sent me a crane instead of Varin, who’s putting together the strings for Dave Szulborski, but then I realized this was a trailhead. I’m a little disturbed about the contents. We’ll see what happens.
ETA: I’m less disturbed. I think it was in respect, not anything underhanded.
Customer service: Two case studies
Two recent experiences I’ve had with customer service:
1. Woot.com had a fake Wootoff on April Fool’s Day. Interspersed with the mundane battery sales were bags of Random Crap. For Woot neophytes, the Random Crap is like a holy grail: usually it really is crap, but some lucky folks get jackpots like Wiis, Xbox 360s, or 60″ televisions for their $8. I tried to order when it came up but my order was stuck in the “Processing” screen for hours. While it was still stuck, another bag of crap came up. I tried to order that one and it said I couldn’t because I’d already placed an order for that item. Basically, a bug. It happened to 2500 people. Woot said the next day that they would make it right and give bags of crap to the people who really would have gotten them, and give a $5 gift certificate to everyone else affected by the bug.
I never heard from them. I emailed them and asked about it; they curtly told me they had addressed it on their forum (in a 200 page thread) and that I got no crap. I emailed back and basically said hey, fellas, that was a little snippy – didn’t I even get a gift certificate? No answer. A couple of weeks later I emailed again reminding them about my case and expressing disappointment that one of my favorite websites did me wrong. Nothing. Hell, they could even have said “We have no record of your attempt and so we’re sorry that we can’t extend you a lousy $5 gift certificate,” but instead, they were grumpy and then ignored me.
I haven’t totally sworn off Woot, but I honestly feel betrayed. I evangelized their damned website to everyone I knew. I wasn’t even asking for something for nothing; I was just trying to clarify. Whatever.
2. I ordered a Salton Jewelry Spa from Improvements Catalog, because I like sparkly things that, well, sparkle. When it came today, I noticed it was missing some random stuff like the tweezers and scoop, and Hub noticed that part of the housing was broken. Their invoice already has a return label attached to it, which I dig, but I was confused by part of the form so I called their 800 number to clear it up. The nice lady on the other end of the phone said not to worry about sending it back in; she would just ship me out a new one. Wow!
THAT’S the way to do it.
Mixtape
I just found a mixtape from summer ’89.
Side A:
Evil Ways – Santana
Hey You – Pink Floyd
Satisfy My Soul – Bob Marley
Lemon Song – Led Zeppelin
Fly Like an Eagle – Steve Miller Band
Threshold – Steve Miller Band
Slow and Easy – Whitesnake
All We Ever Wanted Was Everything – Bauhaus
Great Gig in the Sky – Pink Floyd
Ripple – The Grateful Dead
Can’t Get Enough of Your Love – Bad Company
Leaving Wallbrook – Rain Man OST
Side B:
One Slip – Pink Floyd
She Said She Was a Dancer – Jethro Tull
Never Comes the Day – Moody Blues
I Want You/She’s So Heavy – The Beatles
Sit on My Face – Monty Python
Cry Little Sister – Gerald McMann
Friend of the Devil – The Grateful Dead
Still Crazy After All These Years – Paul Simon
Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For – U2
Helplessly Hoping – Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young
Every Breath You Take – The Police
Various selections – George Winston
Graduate
I graduated from St. Edward’s yesterday, with my BA in Communication. And, I believe, a 4.0 GPA. 🙂
Starting graduate school this fall! I’ll keep going as long as I keep having fun.
What a shame
It’s a shame that “Dee Cook Haters” didn’t do as they promised the police investigator and undo what they’ve done in terms of online postings, mail list signups, etc. This was really the work of a 9 year old?
The ironic part is that people searching for Good Morning Tree Company are going to come across this campaign of threats and harassment in the search results now.