Archive for the ‘Links’ Category

Gooey Gold Box Goodness

August 3, 2002 - 1:30 am Comments Off on Gooey Gold Box Goodness

Vise-Grip 32XX ToolBox Multipurpose Tool
Panasonic EW176 Portable Oral Irrigator

…okay, just stop. That’s obscene.

Sabatier 11-Piece BBQ Tool Set with Sturdy Carrying Case
Bow Wow Buddies: Golden Lab
Hamilton Beach 05521 TrueAir Cool Mist Humidifier

Hey, I could actually use the humidifier. Maybe. Come to think of it, I haven’t used a humidifier since the 2 yo was teeny. Nevermind.

Pass and close my gold box.

Breathing easier

August 3, 2002 - 12:58 am Comments Off on Breathing easier

Got the smell out, thank goodness.

Speaking of piss, ever wanted to write your name in the snow?

Woof.

August 1, 2002 - 3:05 pm 1 Comment

I don’t speak the language, so I’m not sure what’s going on, but there are a lot of pictures of a yap dog in little kimonos on this page.
The magic pill? It’s an appetite suppressant, makes you tan, enhances your libido, and prevents pimples. I wonder what the drawback is going to be.
Pay someone to violently kidnap you, just for grins.
Rikki Rocket from the hair band Poison likes to paint toilet seats when he stays in hotels.

They listen.

August 1, 2002 - 2:34 pm Comments Off on They listen.

They must be listening.

Today I got a bubble jet printer, a blender, a pedometer with calorie counter, a shopvac, and a memory stick module for a Sony camera.

I’m… beside myself with glee?

Wang!

August 1, 2002 - 12:28 am 1 Comment

More proof that Time Warner Cable sucks giant Canadian moose wang.
Osama dead? You decide.
Osama alive? You decide.

I just don’t understand

July 31, 2002 - 11:00 pm 1 Comment

Amazon gold box –

Powermatic 1660760K Model 66 3 HP Table Saw for $1889.99
JET 708750G 18″ Woodworking Bandsaw includes 1/4″, 1/2″, and 1″ Blades for $989.99
Performax 629004GK 16-32 Plus Drum Sander includes Stand, 2 Boxes of Sandpaper, and Casters for $679.99
Delta 36-460 10″ Contractors Saw with 28″ Home Shop Biesemeyer Fence (sold out)
Campbell Hausfeld HV2050 Finishing System for $228.79 (WTF is a “Finishing System”?)

Let it be duly noted that every single offer my husband got tonight was for kitchen stuff.

Gold Box Offers

July 30, 2002 - 8:55 pm Comments Off on Gold Box Offers

What suckage.

Karcher K360MPlus 1600 PSI at 1.7 GPM Electric Pressure Washer
Ryobi HT12V – 12 Volt Cordless Hedge Trimmer
Drill Doctor 500SPK 3/32″ – 1/2″ Precision Drill Bit Sharpener with FREE Left Handed Chuck, Carrying Case, How-to-Video
Buffy the Vampire Slayer – The Complete Second Season … (uh?)
Swanson Tool 00101 7″ Speed Square (sez hub: “I got your seven inches right here”)

Ok, whatever, I gotta go and find some flower decals to stick on my new AR-15 which should arrive in the next week or so. Muhahahahah!

It puts the lotion on its skin

July 30, 2002 - 1:26 pm Comments Off on It puts the lotion on its skin

Goldmember makes the baby Jesus cry.
Did you know that water is 19 times more dangerous to a child than a firearm?
Once they get things working, I think that Speedtrap.org is going to be pretty handy.
Litter box cam. Mmm hmm.
Vanguard Airlines has an innovative method of laying off its employees: “Any Vanguard stock you hold (including stock purchased in the Employee Stock Purchase Plan) is almost certainly worthless and it is likely you will be entitled to claim a capital loss on such stock this year.”
I have to wonder if this guy can even wipe his ass. Steroids much?
Britney Spears or Shakespeare – who’s the real artist? (quiz)
Make sure you’re wearing your ass filter after eating those beans.