Fresh, Hot Wastes of Time

Forbidden behavior with chopsticks.
Boytaur.net – Online resources for boytaurs, multilimbers, shapeshifters, and their friends.

Accutire MS-4000GB Deluxe Backlit Lithium Digital Tire Gauge – $17.74 (it comes with its own carrying case)
Bucket Boss Brand 83200 Super Bib – $12.59 (handy for eating lobster?)
Fiskars 79366935 PowerGear Pruner – $17.19 (for when the hub gets out of hand)
Mag Instrument S4D016 Black Heavy Duty 4 D-Cell Flashlight – $17.09 (I’d take it if we didn’t already have 2)
Sonin 10075 Laser Target Range Finder – $37.49 (eh)

In plagiarizing Steph’s post this evening, my Amazon gold box offers this evening:

Drill Doctor 750SPK 3/32″ – 3/4″ Precision Drill Bit Sharpener
Senco FP25XP 5/8″ to 2-1/8″ Brad Nailer
Quick-Grip 59200CD Handi-Clamp (we actually have some of these, the kids love to play with them)
Dremel 3956-01 MultiPro Variable Speed Super Kit with Flexible Shaft (ooh la la!)
Jet 709055 Super Fast Jointing Clamp (Pair)

Keep in mind that I have never bought anything from Amazon that indicates that I have the remotest interest in tools and stuff.

Military officials say they do not know just what the jets were chasing, because whatever it was disappeared.
Overpaying for a casket is Not Dignified! (anyone else getting flashbacks of Spatula City! Spatula City! ?) They offer a wide variety, including this one called Return to Sender, or you could buy yourself a right fine Aggie casket.
Beethoven’s 9th, stretched out to 24 hours.

Ga. Crematory Operator Speaks Out, claims people hate him because he’s black. Apparently tossing 340 bodies in your backyard is how to gain friends and influence people.
While searching a house, a secret service agent writes “Islam is evil, Christ is King” on a Muslim prayer calendar.
Don’t take a vibrator to Florida.

tampax tampons hugh lot a must see!!!!… the things people sell on eBay. What scares me is that this is in the ORAL hygiene section.
The egg separator from hell.

If you can’t stand the meat, get out of the Ribfest, bahahahaha, oh I slay me.
A bunch of riddles without any solutions posted. Do not click if easily frustrated.
Is my Blog HOT or NOT?
Florida state troopers flag motorists down, tell them to pull into a rest stop, where they are interviewed about their travel habits and annual income. Florida, the comic relief and phallic state.

Pa. Man Dies in Vat of Chocolate… No, his name was not Augustus Gloop.

Just got back from the vet. Gus has lost a pound in the last month, down to 4.5 lbs from his normal 7.5 lbs. He has a severe UTI and is acutely dehydrated. His kidney bloodwork shows that his numbers are twice what they were a month ago. That’s a bad thing. So he’s in the hospital getting IV fluids for 3-5 days. We’ll see if he can pulll this one through.