123456789… here’s how to teach the kids to count!
Oh. Mah. Gawd. I just found out that the guy who did the Yatta video is from Austin!
Heaven’s just a funky moose. You gotta throw away the night. Uh, what?
Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys
Could Hollywood hack your PC? Maybe.
Better clear your calendar for February 1, 2019, cause that’s when the world’s going to end.
Mad at your boss? Cow orker? Husband? Dog? Don’t just stand there – shoot it!
Hurdy skurndom, der Googlen bork, bork, bork!
31337 900913 534R(h, d00dz!
Siamese cats. It’s probably not what you’re thinking.
Do you breastfeed and live in the Bay area? Go break a world record.
New non-lethal weapons in production.
Must. Have. 80s. Compilation. Now.
Idiosyncratic comfort foods
Hello Kitty psychological profile
He’s just bitter because he can’t get laid.
Many womens are tickled them nose by Kleenex, and sneeze. Please enjoy!
Google Groups has graphics now.
Just plant me in my Kiss Kasket, baby.
Hillary gets in a shouting match with Russ. Doesn’t sound like a big deal until you learn their last names are Clinton and Feingold.
Speaking of which, could Phil Donahue be any more of an asshole?
As if women needed another reason to breastfeed – mothers who nurse have less breast cancer risk.
Turn your website into music
Top 100 albums that you should pitch immediately, if you have them. Funny, I own or have owned 23 of them.
True porn clerk stories, as in “Aw man, I was looking for some videos for me and my dog!”
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Cat scans
These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
This man saves his nails. Sometimes he licks them.
Do you think that W.T.F. Ministries knows what they got themselves into with that name?
How to breakdance
Turtle sex
Would you like a communion wafer with that? Or don’t Baptists use the wafer? Anyway, a big ol’ Baptist church in Houston opened a McDonalds in the church.
“Do not use intimately.” and other stupid warning labels.
Are you a survivor? Take the quiz and find out.
Richie has an itchie down his pants. Help him scratch it.
Anti-fur activists go on rampage, destroy fur. Only it’s fake fur.
What’s your Blogwhore quotient? Mine’s 25-49%.
What’s your nerd quotient? Mine’s 42.40%.
Adventure, you remember – for the Atari 2600.
I’m diddling with MT right now so be prepared for bad craziness.