Fresh, Hot Wastes of Time

Winners of the world’s worst bridesmaids’ dresses contest.

If you are coming here from a search engine, please rest assured that I DO NOT HAVE ANY PICTURES OF SELMA HAYEK NUDE. Nor do I have any pictures of men in girdles, hot nude girls, or nude anything, really.

Now that we have that cleared up, I would really appreciate it if you fellow bloggers out there could tell me 1) what blogging interface you use, i.e. Blogger, Moveable Type, Greymatter, etc. and 2) if you can blog from your Palm with it. Leave a note in the comments, pretty please!

And don’t forget to put your info in the guestmap.

Remember that coke/soda/pop link I posted a little while ago? Well this guy has noted an eerie resemblance between carbonated beverage terms and who voted for which presidential candidate.

OMG these people are going to hell.
The Janet Reno Dance Patry! No, really.
I prefer to get my news by haiku, thank you.
The University of North Carolina is requiring all incoming freshmen to read the Quran. Oh, I know, it’s ok because it’s only part of the Quran. Wonder if they can read part of my middle finger?

Surprise! We’re going to kill you now.
Yet another weird fetish – getting messy. The crossdressing part is just coincidence.
Everything you ever wanted to know about sword swallowing.
Hot naked chicks
Hot naked apes
Amusing UK classifieds

Online Battleship, quite addictive

Design your own shoes
I’m horrified that the Yatta video didn’t make it to this list
The Top 13 Little-Known Rules of Beer Drinking
Get a free copy of the Constitution and see what America is all about
Take the Political Compass test and post results in the comments

Need help passing your piss test?
What’s that old saying? Don’t take a knife to a gun fight.
Jailbait or legal?

It is gettting harder and harder to find good links. Maybe it’s because school’s out or something.

Germany throws a pity party, cries that nobody loves them.
Accept Jesus Christ as your Personal Savior before January 1, 2003 and Receive a Free Digital Phone!
DO NOT TELL the man in your life about this.

Ha, ha, Steve Bing! Take that, asshole.

Has anyone ever actually seen pink elephants while drunk? I mean, there’s Ray Milland seeing bugs crawling out of the walls in Lost Weekend, but elephants? And what of an elephant’s drunken hallucination? Do they see pink people? What’s an elephant’s favorite drink anyway?

I broke one of my toes once – the ringfinger toe on the left foot. I caught on the leg of the couch when I was running across the room. Broken toes may sound like nothing serious, but I assure you they hurt like hell. And the thing is, all you can do is just tape it to the surrounding toes and hope for the best. I must have rebroken that little censored 10 times before it finally healed, because I’d accidentally kick something, or trip, or in one case be bodyslammed by a guy onto the floor. Yes, he picked me up over his head. Yes, I landed on my toe.

It never fully recovered, my toe. It healed crooked and if you feel it, you can tell it’s offset by about 1/8 inch, and it won’t bend completely anymore.