Fresh, Hot Wastes of Time

Marilyn Manson: what a weenie looking man.
Well. That looks painful..
Hi, Natalie. I see the twins are doing well.

Came across this picture by random surfing. It’s part of a Photoshop contest, this one designed around patriotic WWII posters. I almost wet my pants.
You know, I’ve been thinking about putting a giant moose in the front yard for a long time.
6 degrees of separation – for real.

I want to do a weather vs. pain blog. My wrist (and hub’s knee) hurt when there’s a change in the weather coming. To be effective, it would need:

– pain index
– whose pain, mine or hub’s
– daily weather inc. high, low, conditions, and highest humidity
– mitigating circumstances (i.e. out of town)

Ideally it would be some sort of database where I could crunch the numbers and make a graph of pain vs. weather change.

Anyone have any thoughts (besides telling me I’m anal and/or insane, which I already know)?

Top 25 IRC quotes, laugh-out-loud funny
How close are you to nuclear waste?
Enter the Google Challenge
Why not to use Earthlink.
More weird crap washing ashore.
Guess I gotta learn to sew, if I don’t want my 3 year old to look sexy.
What a surprise… CPS runs amok, removes kid from house for 2 years because he was spanked once.

Mystery website, where the point is to find out what the point is.
Text Twist, an anagram flash game.

I can not believe that I got a hit to my site from someone searching for beheading fetish. I think I’m missing some part of the sexual revolution (or perhaps I’m missing the point – if you have a beheading fetish, you cut down on potential partners rather rapidly, don’t you?). Between the girdle thing and the beheading thing, I’m a little concerned for the future of the human race. At least there was one person who got here via a search for nice hot girls. That seems like a safe choice.

Googlewhacking for tonight:

zerbert boob
mirliton vomit

Michael Jackson, starring in childrens’ nightmares everywhere.
Just the tale of a woman hamming it up at the Wal-mart.
Resuscitating a drowning cat, but be sure you’re in a big enough room. Get it?
Eavesdrop? Of course you do. We all do. Well, at least I do. If you hear something interesting, enter it at In Passing….

This site has eight thousand bajillion quizzes to take. Unfortunately it also has eight thousand bajillion popup ads, but if you can get past that, go visit.

Idly searching on eBay for gold charms, I came across one that quite disturbed me. Beheading – what a beautiful thing to commemorate.

It’s been a really neat week with lots of good things happening, both to me and to others. And that’s all I have to say about that.