For dinner tonight we had pork tenderloin stuffed with prosciutto and breadcrumbs, smashed potatoes, and sauteed green beans.
When hub sliced the tenderloin, I had to laugh. It had to be the most phallic food I’ve ever seen! They make a cream for that! Georgia O’Keefe would be proud!
It took me a while [...]
Today after school we cleaned up the kids and packed them up for 3 days at Grandma’s house. Hub got them all in the car with their stuff, we hugged goodbye, and they drove down the street with me waving from the driveway. I was looking forward to a nice 4-5 hours of [...]
Trying to figure out which way she’s spinning? Cheat.
I’m trying to overcome my self-imposed title of “Black Thumb.” Yes, I have had a tendency to kill plants in the past, but mainly because I forgot to water them. Shame.
But there’s nothing like a home-grown tomato, is there? And now since the tree got blown down a couple of years ago, [...]
Doctor’s call center: “Thank you for calling, may I help you?”
Me: “Yes, I need to make an appointment.”
Call center: “And what is it for?”
Me: “I have a cervical strain.”
Call center: “…You sure you didn’t mean to call the OB/Gyn?”
Me: *sigh* “The neck cervical, not the other cervical.”
Call center: “Oh.”
GENERATION SLAP: They’re naive, self-important, and perpetually plugged in. This is a call to arms against Millennials.
Sure, Generation X survived AIDS, Reagan, the Cold War, Tipper Gore, and A Flock of Seagulls, but those adversities, suggest Strauss and Howe, pale in comparison to what Millennials face today. Consider the stress of having to juggle a [...]
Two recent experiences I’ve had with customer service:
1. Woot.com had a fake Wootoff on April Fool’s Day. Interspersed with the mundane battery sales were bags of Random Crap. For Woot neophytes, the Random Crap is like a holy grail: usually it really is crap, but some lucky folks get jackpots like Wiis, Xbox [...]
I just found a mixtape from summer ‘89.
Side A:
Evil Ways - Santana
Hey You - Pink Floyd
Satisfy My Soul - Bob Marley
Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin
Fly Like an Eagle - Steve Miller Band
Threshold - Steve Miller Band
Slow and Easy - Whitesnake
All We Ever Wanted Was Everything - Bauhaus
Great Gig in the Sky - Pink [...]
From: deecookhaters@gmail.com
Subject: Dear Dee
Date: April 4, 2008 3:02:45 PM CDT
To: me atsign addlepated.net
Your quest to ruin Sid Mournings life has came to my attention. Have you ever wondered if he has children? Have you ever wondered if you are hurting his daughter? Well we are here to ruin your life regardless if he has children [...]
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Actually my CT scan showed that I have both diverticulitis and a kidney stone, but the...
