Fresh, Hot Wastes of Time

Loved the new Muppet movie. *maniacal laugh* # But boo on ABC for including a real phone # in the movie (877-504-8423) and not doing something with it. This is 2011, people! #transmedia # Cleaning out old boxes, part 1 #infocom http://t.co/VIVqH1wv # Part 2: Old games. Remember any of these? http://t.co/3kcfochF # My first [...]

Just because I sent you one email in 2007 doesn't mean we need to be connected on LinkedIn now. # Just started playing Skyrim, and was welcomed with the dulcet tones of Saul Frakking Tigh. Neat! # I'm eating a turkey sandwich, because I NEVER get tired of turkey. Send me all your leftovers! # [...]

This Beatles mashup made me think of @dmax : http://t.co/BKZdqVFm # Help, my eyes feel funny. Also, I'm pretty sure the walls are breathing. http://t.co/kpmJADRQ # Make sure your eyebrows are plucked and your legs are shaved because if you get turned into a vampire, you're stuck like that. #

Was awakened this morning by a woodpecker attacking my house. The woodpecker revolution has begun! # Last night I was plagued with dreams that today I had finals and I hadn't been to classes all semester. I thought I was past this! # Sorry, I forgot to include "Trigger warning" with my last. # RT [...]

You can like the life you're living; you can live the life you like. # Mac Parental Controls + Google Docs = a quivering, bloody mess. # Hear no evil, speak no evil. La la la. # I bought some tea made from the husks of coffee fruit, and it's pretty good. Different, but good. [...]

It's amazing how well a chimney can conduct music. Conduct. Music. # Louis Vs. Rick – the story of a man who taught his cat to use instant messaging: http://t.co/I4sEqaLP # Have poured hot soup down my leg and hot coffee down my front so far today. For my next trick, I'm stymied. # Sort [...]

Man puts 5 puppies to sleep in his very own home! http://t.co/3z5XjrJ9 # Dear @EA: "If you have opted out of marketing communications this will be the only email you receive"? You're doing it WRONG! I opted OUT! # Check out the cool experience that Fourth Wall just released – HOME, a Ghost Story: http://t.co/FM0OjhI7 [...]

Holy guacamole, I am closing my work applications and turning on Walking Dead! # And again I ask: Do zombies poop? # Heehee the conference call hold music is the Snoopy song. *dancedance* # After nearly wearing out my backspace key I have to remind myself: some people can't be reasoned with. # I do [...]