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November 24, 2013 - 12:00 am Comments Off

I saw plenty of albino squirrels when I went to UT, but this was a first for me. http://t.co/j1JPS0DvLB 13:34:31, 2013-11-18
DUNE has my vote for one of the most pretentious movies ever. 22:00:01, 2013-11-18
Bye bye computer. Take good care of my baby. 17:42:29, 2013-11-19
$1.229 gas? How old is this worksheet?! http://t.co/LwnpXYQuzb 18:59:32, 2013-11-19
It's the African Anteater Ritual! 15:55:34, 2013-11-20
I am totally nerding out over ISON. 22:12:38, 2013-11-21
If your fax didn't work the first 3 times, maybe you should check to see if you have the right number and quit calling my house. Just sayin. 10:54:23, 2013-11-22
This is not the first time this week that I have dialed a phone number on my calculator and gotten offended that my "phone" wasn't working. 17:13:33, 2013-11-22
"The one thing people with kids desperately need is: no kids." -Homer J. Simpson 20:15:18, 2013-11-23

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November 17, 2013 - 12:00 am Comments Off

Figured out how on iOS to disable Twitter's "X just followed Y." In the app, click on gear, then Settings->Notifications->Reccomendations. 00:07:38, 2013-11-10
I just watched a GoPro commercial disguised as a 60 Minutes segment. 19:23:02, 2013-11-10
My daughter came down from bed saying she heard rap music outside her window. It was the Slayer concert. *headdesk* 21:53:09, 2013-11-10
Lows in the 30s tonight. I think that calls for a fire and some soup. 17:39:14, 2013-11-12
Hit the halfway mark. I'm doing this thing! #NaNoWriMo 15:30:29, 2013-11-15
"The Killing," the show that just wouldn't die. http://t.co/JBVl9gWb4c /cc @jaybushman 21:08:18, 2013-11-15
Anal nathrach, orth' bhais's bethad, do che'l de'nmha. 22:53:52, 2013-11-16

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November 10, 2013 - 12:00 am Comments Off

I am doing a lot more research for this book than I thought I would. 13:25:40, 2013-11-05
Writing a book on a computer that randomly reboots with kernel panics sure keeps me on my toes. 16:08:28, 2013-11-05
Happy Lima bean plants with the rains. http://t.co/Wlw2LT0F0X 17:03:16, 2013-11-05
This morning I brought my coffee to my lips and realized here was a spider floating in it. 17:05:17, 2013-11-05
WTF is up with these notifications my phone is sending me about random people on Twitter following other people on Twitter, like I care? >:( 19:09:33, 2013-11-05
My dog as Princess Leia. http://t.co/QpnrIpjRrZ 21:31:17, 2013-11-05
One of the best questions ever: http://t.co/wC66wRmDeA 18:37:33, 2013-11-06
I have been informed by my 14 year old that I may no longer say that something is "fly." Oh, and also my husband. *puts on parachute pants* 21:35:52, 2013-11-06
Writing companions. http://t.co/rzeJHdidFB 15:01:51, 2013-11-07
12,150 words. Starting to have sneaking suspicion that this novel will not have 50,000 words in it. Concern ensues. 15:39:55, 2013-11-07
Dear dumbass: This still is not your email address, no matter how many times you try to send your Microsoft verification code to it. 12:35:53, 2013-11-08

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November 3, 2013 - 12:00 am Comments Off

Gahhhhhhh! http://t.co/KX1yOSR4ko 22:00:08, 2013-10-27
Today I learned there's a word for that thing my cats do when they're trying to smell something really well: http://t.co/zcNjuZOu5Q 13:01:39, 2013-10-28
I taught my daughter how to play Gin Rummy. Now she begs me to play at any free moment. I created a monster. 17:49:16, 2013-10-28
I can't hear the beginning of "Layla" without thinking of Freedom Rock, and I can't hear the end without thinking of Goodfellas. 13:58:26, 2013-10-29
So tweasuah your wuv. 17:58:36, 2013-10-29
Cute kitty time. http://t.co/gFebykSzaK 11:27:44, 2013-10-30
If you're in Austin, stay out of the West Lake Hills area today. Biden visit is making traffic miserable. 13:31:22, 2013-10-30
I signed up for NaNoWriMo. Have 14 pages of a novel outline so far. Been kicking this idea around for a couple of years. Keep me motivated! 16:00:45, 2013-10-31
Infinite scrolling is a miserable invention. 17:39:21, 2013-10-31
Okay, so I wrote 2860 words today. Not too shabby, I think. And I have the rest of Part 1 totally outlined. #nanowrimo 16:51:11, 2013-11-01
Chapter one done! #NaNoWriMo 13:25:53, 2013-11-02
We may be gaining an hour but we'll be LOSING MY SANITY. 18:52:07, 2013-11-02

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