Archive for February, 2012

Weekly Tweets

February 26, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • I am not understanding this reward card structure. http://t.co/FWUB8Zy1 #
  • Well, that happened. #
  • I am a lineman for the valley. #
  • I was not visited by the angry shades of my forebears last night, which I consider a win. #
  • Making gluten-free bread has been a lot like making cement blocks. #
  • What's up with the word "xanthan," anyway? Sounds like a comic book villain. The despicable Dr. Xanthan. Plotting to take over the world. #
  • 93 degrees in February already. I have a bad feeling about this. #
  • How one smallish kitty can make a four foot long barfspray is beyond my comprehension. #
  • "You know for the life of me I don't know why everyone want to cleave my bosom? If you ask me it cleaves just fine by itself." #
  • How to tell when someone doesn't have dogs: they put that blue cleaner crap in the toilet tanks. #

Weekly Tweets

February 19, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Braved the six snowflakes outside to cheer for the Wicked Witch of the West – at "Wicked." #
  • Nobody told me Fluevog sells on Amazon Prime. Muahahah! #
  • The cat knows I'm expecting a package, so he just went and knocked on the front door. #catsareevil #
  • Yes, I did just totally spam my Schemer to get swag. #
  • You know you're a guera when Covergirl's lightest foundation makes you look like you've got a killer tan. #
  • I can't help but add "- IN JAIL!" to my "Happy Valentine's Day to you!" sentiments today. I think I've seen It's a Wonderful Life too much. #
  • Signs of spring: the grass is growing, the trees are in bloom, and there was a huge waterbug in the bathroom this morning. Heavy sigh. #

Weekly Tweets

February 12, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • What is this I don't even http://t.co/S6smeL0b #procannibalism #advertising #
  • What's the Play:Commertial ratio? 1:5? #
  • If we make air duster "Pfft!" noises at the dog, he sneezes and paws at his ears. #stupidcanines #
  • Just no. #saveferrisfromferris #
  • One hand washes the other. #
  • I think I have a serious crush on Fluevog shoes. #
  • Adobe Reader is the most insidious, evil piece of crap software I've installed in a long time. #
  • I woke myself up last night biting my tongue. I really did a number on it, too. Ow. #
  • I bit my stupid tongue in my sleep again last night. If this keeps on, I'm going to end up like Jamie Oliver. #
  • The final first class meal on the Titanic: http://t.co/GIu3DqaO #
  • Adios, House (and not a moment too soon…) – http://t.co/Sg1hy4fv #
  • The sublimely absurd tale of Cynthia, the famous mannequin of the '30s: http://t.co/zd5WF8WW #

Weekly Tweets

February 5, 2012 - 4:48 am Comments Off on Weekly Tweets
  • Whither winter? #
  • Guy at the grocery store bolted out the door when his credit card was declined. He was trying to buy 10 gift cards. Hmmmmm. #necktattoo #
  • WOOHOO! @labfly got her Snow Town funding thanks to an angel at the 11th hour! Hooray hooray!! #
  • So far, the doctor has said to come in at 2:15, 2:00, 12:30, and 1:00. Guess I'll split the difference? #
  • You don't need to see my social security number. #jedihandwave #
  • You have received: Robe of Indignity! Charisma: -10. #
  • I am supposed to eat whole grain cereal and avoid whole grain cereal. Apparently it's Schrodinger's cereal. #doctorsareweird #
  • Just discovered the only fashion blog that I've ever liked: http://t.co/R4bziUpI (I'm lucky if I can remember pants AND a shirt…) #
  • Clearly I am in the wrong profession, when instead I could get paid to poop. http://t.co/9dE53Nzn #